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Friendship Maternity Leave Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

At least parent sleep is a good way to get things done like being annoyed at getting no sleep. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Parent Sleep

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person

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We're happy about this new crying, smelly thing, right? Ok good, just checking? Designed by King B.

Congratulations I Think

What's this rule that you have to tell someone their baby looks cute, even when it really isn't? Give this Whale & Bird card to a friend you're ALWAYS honest with.

Fugly Is A Real Word

The tiny feet are fine it's when they start crying at all hours in the night that they become a problem. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Meet Those Tiny Feet

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

But as soon as that baby is out youre back on the bottle as fast as possible. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Aka The Baby

You could pretend there was no children Nd just ignore them overtime they asked for something. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Stay At Home Mum

Hey, we're all making it up as we go along. As long as you don't drop the baby, you'll be fine! Send this vote of confidence to a couple of Parents-To-Be. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Questionable Parents

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

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Show some expecting parents a reassuring glimpse oh, roughly 9 months into their future with this hilarious (for you) yet terrifying (for them) congratulations card by King B.

Parenting Malarkey

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