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Rude Maternity Leave Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

This funny work card from Modern Toss shows you how to blag time off work if you missed that birds and bees lesson at school.

Pregnancy Leave

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person

When youre favourite Co Worker is leaving make them feel bad about the fact they're leaving you with a bunch of morons. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

These Morons

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

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