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Rude Maternity Leave Cards

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When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Nothing is as good a cat lets be real. Well except a dog. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

As Good As A Cat

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

When youre favourite Co Worker is leaving make them feel bad about the fact they're leaving you with a bunch of morons. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

These Morons

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

This funny work card from Modern Toss shows you how to blag time off work if you missed that birds and bees lesson at school.

Pregnancy Leave

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person

What's this rule that you have to tell someone their baby looks cute, even when it really isn't? Give this Whale & Bird card to a friend you're ALWAYS honest with.

Fugly Is A Real Word

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

I swear they were right there, I just turned my back for one second! If you think this bad, get ready for the terrible twos. New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Wait Til They Start Crawling

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