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Funny Maternity Leave Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

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Some of us were really out here making tiny humans in Lockdown whilst the rest of us were just surviving. Send congrats on their overachieving with this funny design by Scribbler.

New Baby

The toughest job in the world, made a little bit easier with 3 simple ingredients and this Redback card.

Motherhood

Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs

A card for your favourite Work Work

Work Wife

The Official Mummy card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new Mummy.

Official Mummy

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

The Official Milf card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new mother, a spouse telling their partner they're a cougar or a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot momma that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Milf

You could pretend there was no children Nd just ignore them overtime they asked for something. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Stay At Home Mum

Let your friend know what an awesome parent their going to be with this lovely new baby card by Angela Chick.

Baby On The Way

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

Like mother, like daughter! Thank a new Mum for bringing up a new generation of superhero with this cute design by The Grey Earl.

Bat Mum

Just think of the mountains of nappies they'll be inundated with! Send your congrats with this silly Whale And Bird card.

Shit's Getting Real

Vanilla Ice is back with a brand new invention: the *nice nice* biscuit! Send this Chilli Melon card to someone who loves a good biscuit.

Nice Nice Baby

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

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