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Funny Maternity Leave Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs

Let your friend know what an awesome parent their going to be with this lovely new baby card by Angela Chick.

Baby On The Way

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Some of us were really out here making tiny humans in Lockdown whilst the rest of us were just surviving. Send congrats on their overachieving with this funny design by Scribbler.

New Baby

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To be fair new mums will agree babies are much harder work! Say congrats for the time off with this cute card by Scribbler.

Did You Make A Baby

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

This funny work card from Modern Toss shows you how to blag time off work if you missed that birds and bees lesson at school.

Pregnancy Leave

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They're definitely going through all of this just for the maternity leave aren't they, let her know you're onto her with this Scribbler card!

Congrats On Your New Baby

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Basically we've all drank our own pee. The creation of human life is just an amazing thing isn't it?? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Baby Fun Fact

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Show some expecting parents a reassuring glimpse oh, roughly 9 months into their future with this hilarious (for you) yet terrifying (for them) congratulations card by King B.

Parenting Malarkey

Send this Whale And Bird card to your expecting friends to make them laugh during their pregnancy!

Preggosaurus

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

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We don't think anyone's really got it all together, and if they say they have, they're lying! Send this awesome Scribbler card and show them how much you love them.

Another Year Of Wnging It

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