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Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs Card

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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck Card

Jeffrey & Janice

They're leaving to have a child the least you can do is get them this Brainbox Candy card.

Ickle Bambino Card

Brainbox Candy

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

Send this Whale & Bird design to a friend who clearly has their life way more together than you do!

I Can't Even Make A Sandwich Card

Whale And Bird

Does she have that pregnancy glow? Don't worry, it'll soon wear off, when her ankles swell and her back aches! Let her know she's still beautiful with this silly ComPONY card.

Pregnancy Week 35 Card

ComPONY

When youre favourite Co Worker is leaving make them feel bad about the fact they're leaving you with a bunch of morons. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

These Morons Card

Brainbox Candy

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker Card

Jeffrey & Janice

I'm sure there are a lot of other similarities that could be listed here - but these are the highlights. Send this Baby Shower card to a mum-to-be who'll appreciate the comparisons.

Just Like College Baby Card

PaperFreckles

The toughest job in the world, made a little bit easier with 3 simple ingredients and this Redback card.

Motherhood Card

Redback

I wouldn!t trust google you could have a headache and it will say you have cancer. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Being A Parent Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Or just shout I wish I never adopted you so they think they!re not yours and that youre a good person, kind of. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Wait Till I Tell Your Parents Card

Jeffrey & Janice

OMG! Your friends are having a baby - that's exciting news! Send them this cute illustrated card to congratulate them and send them your best wishes.

Omg You're Having A Baby Card

Tikkled Pink

Av-ing a baby? Let them know they'll smash parenthood with this funny, foodie pregnancy Baby Shower card by Pearl Ivy.

Going To Avo Baby Card

Pearl Ivy

I mean you have to have something to deal with the stress that they are going to cause you. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Expensive Part Of Having Kids Card

Jeffrey & Janice

New baby? You got this!! Send some much needed support to a new parent, plus maybe a babysitting offer and they'll love you. Designed by Foggish.

You Got This Card

Foggish

Let your friend know what an awesome parent their going to be with this lovely new baby card by Angela Chick.

Baby On The Way Card

Angela Chick

Obviously, they don!t know you at all if they think you turned out just fine. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Turned Out Just Fine Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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Show some expecting parents a reassuring glimpse oh, roughly 9 months into their future with this hilarious (for you) yet terrifying (for them) congratulations Baby Shower card by King B.

Parenting Malarkey Card

King B

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Send this new baby Baby Shower card to a friend who'll be dealing with a very different kind of bottle from now on! Designed by Pearl Ivy.

Poppin Bottles Card

Pearl Ivy

Congratulations on soon becoming the person your child's friends are going to stare at when they're round. A card designed by Rumble Cards.

Congratulations Milf Card

Rumble Cards

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Well when you put it like that they'll need all the luck they can get! Send you well wishes with this hilarious card from King B.

Good Luck Squeezing A Baby Out Card

King B

If your colleague is just about to take her maternity leave, send her off with a laugh with this cheeky design. If she loves a bit of sarcastic humour, this is the card for her.

Funny New Baby / Maternity Leave Card

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