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Funny Maternity Leave Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

When youre favourite Co Worker is leaving make them feel bad about the fact they're leaving you with a bunch of morons. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

These Morons

Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

Let your friend know what an awesome parent their going to be with this lovely new baby card by Angela Chick.

Baby On The Way

Send this Whale And Bird card to your expecting friends to make them laugh during their pregnancy!

Preggosaurus

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Some of us were really out here making tiny humans in Lockdown whilst the rest of us were just surviving. Send congrats on their overachieving with this funny design by Scribbler.

New Baby

If this was every babies mission literally all of them would succeed. A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby

Vanilla Ice is back with a brand new invention: the *nice nice* biscuit! Send this Chilli Melon card to someone who loves a good biscuit.

Nice Nice Baby

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

Just think of the mountains of nappies they'll be inundated with! Send your congrats with this silly Whale And Bird card.

Shit's Getting Real

Know someone who's about to have a baby? Send them a bit of friendly advice with this funny new baby card by Badly Drawn Fruits.

OMG, Get A Pram.

This funny work card from Modern Toss shows you how to blag time off work if you missed that birds and bees lesson at school.

Pregnancy Leave

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They're definitely going through all of this just for the maternity leave aren't they, let her know you're onto her with this Scribbler card!

Congrats On Your New Baby

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