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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

Probably because she was down a bottle of wine every time, she spoke to someone. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It Wasn't An Act

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

Favourite position? CEO. Women can embody BDE too, so send this classically inspired, Jolly Awesome design to celebrate a bad bitch.

Big Dick Energy

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Get your beach balls out! This Scribbler card is perfect for anyone who loves a day at the beach.

Beach Please

They did something but you can't quite remember what it was! A card designed by Jolly Awesome!

U Did A Thing

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That shit deserves a high five! So, say Well Done with that awesome card by Scribbler.

High Five Mother Fucker

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

You could try cat's pyjamas instead, but it just doesn't have the same ring to it! Let someone know how brilliant they are with this hilarious Lucy Maggie card.

You Are The Dog's Bollocks

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Beer over everything, always. Even the environment, sorry! Encourage a serious and principled friend to let loose with this Dean Morris photo upload design.

Fuck The Enviroment Photo Upload

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The word fuck can go with almost anything! Make a tick in one of the boxes of this card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel.

The Fuck List

Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah

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We each have to play our part but this essential worker has gone above and beyond! Show your appreciation with this NHS inspired Scribbler design.

You're The Fucking Best

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