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Rude Congratulations Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Congratulate someone on their new home and new place to bone!

New Home = New Place To Bone

Send this hilarious card to a friend who has recently got engaged or married! Just a friendly little reminder that they will only experience the same cock forever more.

Same Cock Forever

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

Well Done Knobhead card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Knobhead

Know somebody special who has smashed an exam, passed their driving test or done something amazing! Show some love with this funny bendy over bum well done and congratulations card. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Well Done Take A Bow

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We love a celebration card that's straight to the point. Whatever the occasion, it calls for alcohol and a lot of it! Commemorate their drunken exploits with this Dean Morris photo upload card.

Let's Get Shitfaced

A fruity design (wink, wink!) perfect for birthdays and other celebrations! Designed by the award-winning creative powerhouse, The London Studio.

Shake Your Melons!

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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

Up The Duff

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

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There's nothing better than doing the impossible, but as parents you should knock them down a peg or two with this hilarious card by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Clever Little Shit

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Any love islanders out there? Send this brilliant card by Scribbler to join the do bits society.

Do Bits Society

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

Cats are crazy enough the last thing they need is a glass of prosecco in their system. A Birthday card designed by Innabox.

Purrsecco

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