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Rude Congratulations Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

Don!t think it!s the sports car itself I think it!s what the sports car costs. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Total Fanny Magnet

Get your beach balls out! This Scribbler card is perfect for anyone who loves a day at the beach.

Beach Please

They did something but you can't quite remember what it was! A card designed by Jolly Awesome!

U Did A Thing

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Beer over everything, always. Even the environment, sorry! Encourage a serious and principled friend to let loose with this Dean Morris photo upload design.

Fuck The Enviroment Photo Upload

Say Well Done for passing their exams with this funny poo brain card by Loveday. Make up for all those jibes beforehand.

Poo Brain

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

What's this rule that you have to tell someone their baby looks cute, even when it really isn't? Give this Whale & Bird card to a friend you're ALWAYS honest with.

Fugly Is A Real Word

There's nothing better than doing the impossible, but as parents you should knock them down a peg or two with this hilarious card by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Clever Little Shit

Any love islanders out there? Send this brilliant card by Scribbler to join the do bits society.

Do Bits Society

They are extremely fucking cool and they need to be reminded. A card designed by Jolly Awesome.

U R Fuckin Cool

Cats are crazy enough the last thing they need is a glass of prosecco in their system. A Birthday card designed by Innabox.


Let a bff know that you think they are fucking fabulous and no one can change that! A perfect congratulations or birthday card designed by Bettie Confetti.

Fucking Fabulous

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