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Rude Congratulations Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

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We love a celebration card that's straight to the point. Whatever the occasion, it calls for alcohol and a lot of it! Commemorate their drunken exploits with this Dean Morris photo upload card.

Let's Get Shitfaced

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

Don!t think it!s the sports car itself I think it!s what the sports car costs. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Total Fanny Magnet

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

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Beer over everything, always. Even the environment, sorry! Encourage a serious and principled friend to let loose with this Dean Morris photo upload design.

Fuck The Enviroment Photo Upload

Give someone a massive boost and tell them how bloody wonderful they are with this Lucy Maggie card.

Total Fucking Legend

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

Up The Duff

The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

At least they get an A in something am I right! A congratulations card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Grade A Knob

They did something but you can't quite remember what it was! A card designed by Jolly Awesome!

U Did A Thing

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Get your beach balls out! This Scribbler card is perfect for anyone who loves a day at the beach.

Beach Please

An absolutely bitchin card from the mind of Alicorn Cards.

Bitchin

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