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Swearing Baby Shower Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

Just think of the mountains of nappies they'll be inundated with! Send your congrats with this silly Whale And Bird card.

Shit's Getting Real

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

Girl Pink Shit, by Scribbler. She's hasn't got a Y chromosome so she hates blue things? right? Better stock up on that pink shit! Make the new parents chuckle with this hilarious new baby card!

Girl Pink Shit

It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby

Boy Blue Shit, by Scribbler. He's got an extra Y chromosome? so you better stock up on that blue shit! Welcome the new male into this world with this hilarious card that will make the new parents chuckle!

Boy Blue Shit

Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

The miracle of life is a difficult one to get your head around, especially if your friends are the ones making the baby. Congratulate them with this great card by Buddy Fernandez.

Shit You Made A Person

I wouldn!t trust google you could have a headache and it will say you have cancer. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Being A Parent

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