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Rude Baby Shower Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person

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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

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Damn, she's braver than you are! Let her know you'll be praying for her vagina with this hilariously rude pregnancy card. Photo upload design by Scribbler.

Scared For Your Vagina

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival

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Some people are mature enough to be parents, and others aren't *quite* there yet! Know your strengths and offer your support to an expecting friend with this rude design by Scribbler.

Crib Refresh

Surely what every Mother-to-be wants to hear when their partner realises how much a baby is actually going to cost. Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Spared Us A Baby Shower

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