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Rude Baby Shower Cards

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When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry

Nothing is as good a cat lets be real. Well except a dog. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

As Good As A Cat

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person

Surely what every Mother-to-be wants to hear when their partner realises how much a baby is actually going to cost. Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Spared Us A Baby Shower

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

What's this rule that you have to tell someone their baby looks cute, even when it really isn't? Give this Whale & Bird card to a friend you're ALWAYS honest with.

Fugly Is A Real Word

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

I swear they were right there, I just turned my back for one second! If you think this bad, get ready for the terrible twos. New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Wait Til They Start Crawling

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Some people are mature enough to be parents, and others aren't *quite* there yet! Know your strengths and offer your support to an expecting friend with this rude design by Scribbler.

Crib Refresh

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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood

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Damn, she's braver than you are! Let her know you'll be praying for her vagina with this hilariously rude pregnancy card. Photo upload design by Scribbler.

Scared For Your Vagina

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