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Congrats! The piercing sound of a crying baby will haunt your dreams and reality until you're so sleep deprived you won't even know which is which. Designed by Scribbler.

Waaaaa-Ay To Go Card

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Just think of the mountains of nappies they'll be inundated with! Send your congrats with this silly Whale And Bird card.

Shit's Getting Real Card

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Forgive us if this Baby Shower card is a little cheesy! For someone who consumes so much pizza, you're surprised they didn't actually give birth to a slice. Designed by Scribbler.

Congrats On Making A Little Pizza You Card

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You Got This Shit, New Baby Card

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Send some love to a New Pickney (Baby/Child) with this New Maroons design.

New Pickney Card

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Congratulate a dog mum or dad on their new, furry arrival! You can tell it's theres straight away, the likeness is just uncanny. Designed by Scribbler.

Wonderful Pawrent Card

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Hey, we're all making it up as we go along. As long as you don't drop the baby, you'll be fine! Send this vote of confidence to a couple of Parents-To-Be. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Questionable Parents Card

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Lets hope the dog likes the child and doesn't eat it! A Baby Shower card designed by Baby Shower cardShit.

Little Human Card

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant Card

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What more could you want than to be wished a strong and stable baby? Wish your tory pals the happiest of times with this hilarious card from Scribbler.

Have A Strong And Stable Baby Card

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I'm sure there are a lot of other similarities that could be listed here - but these are the highlights. Send this Baby Shower card to a mum-to-be who'll appreciate the comparisons.

Just Like College Baby Card

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Congratulate someone on their pregnancy with this playful Baby Shower card!

Got Humped And Made A Bump Card

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Child birth is a magical experince but it's also bloody disgusting. We'll just take your word for it on that one! New baby girl design by Scribbler.

Congrats On Not Shitting Yourself Card

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With the new baby on the way, it's only right that you step up to the plate and help out, right? Send this Baby Shower card to the mum-to-be you'll miss getting pissed with.

Drinking For Two New Baby Card

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Children aren't just for Christmas, kids. They're FOREVER! Enjoy never having money to spend on yourself again. New baby design by Scribbler.

Rinse You Of All Your Money Card

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Great news! Soon there'll be a little rugrat roaming about, leaving sh*t everywhere for you to spend your life picking up. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Preggerz Card

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Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs Card

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Girl Pink Shit, by Scribbler. She's hasn't got a Y chromosome so she hates blue things? right? Better stock up on that pink shit! Make the new parents chuckle with this hilarious new baby Baby Shower card!

Girl Pink Shit Card

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The toughest job in the world, made a little bit easier with 3 simple ingredients and this Redback card.

Motherhood Card

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At least parent sleep is a good way to get things done like being annoyed at getting no sleep. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Parent Sleep Card

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The answer is yes: always. Parents are progammed to believe that their babies are the cutest thing on the planet and we must not burst their bubble. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Do I Have To Pretend Card

Scribbler

Av-ing a baby? Let them know they'll smash parenthood with this funny, foodie pregnancy Baby Shower card by Pearl Ivy.

Going To Avo Baby Card

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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood Card

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Send this Whale And Bird card to your expecting friends to make them laugh during their pregnancy!

Preggosaurus Card

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