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Swearing Anniversary Cards

Another year of putting up with their sh*t! Wish a Happy F*cking Anniversary to your fellow foul-mouthed lover with our selection of swearing anniversary cards. Send an offensive design to insult your boyfriend or tell your girlfriend exactly what you’ll be doing later with one of our unique, explicit designs. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro anniversary cards?

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Tell that special someone you think they're pretty fly by sending this romantic design by Scribbler.

You're Hot Shit

Let your partner know that even though they are a bit of a prick, you still love them!

Cactus Anniversary Card

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No getting rid of him? Accept that you're stuck with each other and send this cheeky anniversary card by Scribbler.

Our Love Is Indestructable

Keyboard based jokes are the best way to any computer lover's heart! Make that someone special laugh with this computer pun.    Designed by This is Awesome.

That Ass Is Refreshing

We are finally free to hug again. Send somebody you love this card to show just how mega that hug is going to be.

Hug Your Tits Off

Send them the best Anniversary wishes with this Retro card by Betiobca.

Fit

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They're not off the rails, they are the rails! Send Annie's wise words to a Shrill fan and shake up their shit a little bit. Designed by Scribbler.

I Get To Decide What To Do

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

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Isn't that what marriage is all about? Wish your better half a very happy anniversary with this silly card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Here's To Keeping Our Shit Together

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate sixty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

60 Fucking Years

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate forty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

40 Fucking Years

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Don't be a boob, let them know they're the breast with this hilariously naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

You're The Breast

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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Add a photo to send your partner this honest Valentine's card and it might actually shut them up for once - or else give them something else to moan about! Designed by Scribbler.

Like Your Moaning

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate thirty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

30 Fucking Years

Send this Quite Good card to your love to let them know that they may have stolen your heart, but you want them to keep it forever.

You Stole My Heart

Make the most of Valentine's Day and have a bit of bum fun! Send this Dean Morris card to your partner and see where it gets you!

Fancy Some Bum Fun

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