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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

They may be a pain in the arse but that doesn't stop you loving them for whatever reason. A card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Pain In The Arse

A funny Valentine's card from Whale And Bird. If boobs are what floats your boat, then this is the card for you.

The Only Reason

They might be a bit of a prick, but at the end of the day, when all said and done, you do love them! So, let them know with this cute Jolly Awesome card.

Love You Prick

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Was a more romantic statement ever said? We don't think so! Upload a photo and send this anniversary card to your favourite dick(head). Designed by Scribbler.

Dickhead Anniversary

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

How many bell ends do they know? You may want to get a P.I it sounds like they're cheating. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Favourite Bellend

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

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A typo really can make all the difference. And to clarify, this was DEFINITELY a typo - we wouldn't want to course any trouble! Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Meant I Fucking Love You

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

Best compliment you could give a gal? This Dean Morris card gets to the point and provides a nice kitty picture too.

Nice Pussy

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

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The literal dictionary definition of a Boyfriend. It's the other 10% that makes it all worth it! Designed by Scribbler.

Annoying Boyfriend

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years

It must be love. Who says romance is dead? Funny valentine or anniversary Dean Morris card. Perfect for your other half.

My Cock Your Arse

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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