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Swearing Anniversary Cards

Another year of putting up with their sh*t! Wish a Happy F*cking Anniversary to your fellow foul-mouthed lover with our selection of swearing anniversary cards. Send an offensive design to insult your boyfriend or tell your girlfriend exactly what you’ll be doing later with one of our unique, explicit designs. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro anniversary cards?

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Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Swallow. General Greeting Card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude card.

Swallow

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

Send this Quite Good card to your love to let them know that they may have stolen your heart, but you want them to keep it forever.

You Stole My Heart

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Anyone who's been in that situation will know the kind of will-power it takes not to smother them in their sleep! Let them know you love them with this hilarious Jeffrey & Janice card.

Love Is

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

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Bottom three are the most important qualities needed in a Boyfriend, am I right? Only joking, partners are pretty cool too. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Fine Piece Of Ass

Tell your ginger friend how much you love their ginger bollocks with this hilarious card by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Bollocks

We're not saying that the sparks have completely gone from your relationship but your partner does have more sexual tension with the remote control these days? Designed by Modern Toss.

Romantic Walk

Balls. General Greeting Card by KissMeKwik. If you like balls then you'll love this card. Suitable for any occasion.

Balls

You're buying him this Buddy Fernandez card, so it must be magical!

I've Seen Your Willy

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In sickness, in health, and in drunk and disorderly! It's an official requirement as the role of Partner that you also have to be full-time Carer and Babysitter. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Complete Tit Of Yourself

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Card by Brainbox Candy. Send this card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate sixty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

60 Fucking Years

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