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Swearing Anniversary Cards

Another year of putting up with their sh*t! Wish a Happy F*cking Anniversary to your fellow foul-mouthed lover with our selection of swearing anniversary cards. Send an offensive design to insult your boyfriend or tell your girlfriend exactly what you’ll be doing later with one of our unique, explicit designs. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro anniversary cards?

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Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

We're not saying that the sparks have completely gone from your relationship but your partner does have more sexual tension with the remote control these days? Designed by Modern Toss.

Romantic Walk

Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Card by Brainbox Candy. Send this card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You

This dog is too hot to trot! Send this cute Jolly Awesome card and make someone smile.

Hot As Fuck

Add A Photo
If your partner was fucking annoying yesterday, be sure to let them know with this photo upload Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love You More Everyday

Sometime's men are completely oblivious to the subtle (and not so subtle) clues that you want to bone down! Send this brilliant Scribbler card to someone who can't take a hint.

She Was Down To Fuck

Bottom three are the most important qualities needed in a Boyfriend, am I right? Only joking, partners are pretty cool too. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Fine Piece Of Ass

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Fuck the occasion! This card by Cunning Linguist is perfect for anything.

Happy Fucking Whatever

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day

That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

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