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Rude Anniversary Cards

Browse our range of ridiculously rude anniversary cards to turn up the heat on your relationship and add some much needed spice, however long you've been married for! Surprise your spouse with one of our steamiest, most explicit anniversary cards and check out our Top 10 Rudest Cards if you dare...
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I Love Your Bum Card. Oh what a lovely bum!. Send them this Anniversary and let them know how special they are!

I Love Your Bum Card
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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

You're The Tits Card
Do you love your partner but also find them REALLY annoying? Well if so then this is the perfect Valentine's day Anniversary card for you! IT features a 90s favourite toy on a coral background. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Annoying As Fuck Card
A romantic Anniversary card from Dean Morris for your gorgeous partner (or would-be partner).

Hello Sexy Pants Card
Tell them you love them with all your heart, and any other organs you may have, with this funny Anniversary card.

Earthworms Have Five Hearts Card
Show your lady you care with this funny Anniversary card.

I Like Your Boobs Card
Wow babe, you wrote that yourself? Amazing! Send this Valentine's Anniversary card to an aspiring musician and let them down gently. Designed by Modern Toss.

Obviously Fucking Shit Card
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You and the shower have a lot in common: every time your partner takes their clothes off, you get turned on. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Showering You With Love Card
Someone had to take one for the team! Claim full credit with this cheeky design by Jolly Awesome.

Still Be A Virgin Card
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No way?! Award yourselves a pat on the back for surviving one year of marriage with this rude Scribbler anniversary card.

Been Married One Whole Year Card
Add A Name
Aw, isn't that romantic? Tell your husband to save his money this Valentine's Day cos lube isn't necessary! Add A Name design by Scribbler.

Gush Like Niagara Falls Card
A funny Valentine's Anniversary card from Whale And Bird. If boobs are what floats your boat, then this is the Anniversary card for you.

The Only Reason Card
A funny Valentine's Anniversary card from Whale And Bird. If willies are what floats your boat, then this is the Anniversary card for you.

Reason I Love You Card
Send this Redback Wedding card to two people in your life who are a match made in heaven.

A Match Made In Heaven Card
For the Pam to your Mick... Make all their wildest dreams come true with this naughty, Gavin and Stacey inspired design by The Cake Thief.

With My Special Sword Card
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Bottom three are the most important qualities needed in a Boyfriend, am I right? Only joking, partners are pretty cool too. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Fine Piece Of Ass Card
And I don't mean my laces if you know what I mean, eh?! Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I'm Going To Tie You Up Later Card
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Sometime's your partner does something silly and you start to wonder why you're with them. Other times they make it all worth it! Send this Scribbler Anniversary card and show them how much you love them.

Why He Put Up With Her Shit Card
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a cheeky saucy design for that special someone

In Cider You Card
Till you say stop... Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Let Me Lick You Up And Down Card
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Send your lover some LOLs with this aubergine emoji inspired love card - perfect for an anniversary or valentine's day. Sometimes, we all think our partner is a bit of a knob. Say it in an endearing way with this humorous green and purple suggestive vegetable card.

Knob Card
Anniversary Card. Send your friend this Funny Anniversary card by Pink And Pip

Anniversary Card
We're not saying that the sparks have completely gone from your relationship but your partner does have more sexual tension with the remote control these days? Designed by Modern Toss.

Romantic Walk Card
Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day Card

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