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And I don't mean my laces if you know what I mean, eh?! Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I'm Going To Tie You Up Later Card

You've Got Pen On Your Face

Wish a special someone a happy birthday with this award style Anniversary card!

Nicest Ass Award Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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Bottom three are the most important qualities needed in a Boyfriend, am I right? Only joking, partners are pretty cool too. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Fine Piece Of Ass Card

Scribbler

Send this Redback Wedding card to two people in your life who are a match made in heaven.

A Match Made In Heaven Card

Redback

Add A Photo

From one saucy bitch to another, let them know just how hot they are with this brilliant photo-upload card by Scribbler.

Saucy Bitch Card

Scribbler

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Right round! Admit it, as soon as you saw this hilarious Valentine's card by Scribbler, you heard the song! Also perfect for an anniversary.

You Spin Me Right Round Card

Scribbler

Send this funny Anniversary card to the one your love to give them a laugh on their birthday.

I'm Glad You Sent Me That Friend Request Card

Blue Kiwi Design

Send your partner anniversary or Valentine's wishes with this funny thanks for all the orgasms card.

From The Depths Of My Heart Card

Nicola Jo Studio

Send your loved one naughty Valentine's or Anniversary wishes with this cute and flirty French Fancy card!

You Tickle My Fancy Card

Design By Day

Anniversary card lover? Play hearts and prove you're a great pair with this cracking design by Tillovision.

Sofa King Ace Together Card

Tillovision

Show someone you love them with this adorable little heart holding willy Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Willy Love You Card

Jess Moorhouse Design

For the Pam to your Mick... Make all their wildest dreams come true with this naughty, Gavin and Stacey inspired design by The Cake Thief.

With My Special Sword Card

The Cake Thief

Who doesn't love a magnificent cock? Make your celebration extra special with this naughty anniversary card designed by Sassy Sarah.

Magnificent Cock For Your Anniversary Card

Sassy Sarah

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Get ready for an explosive Valentine's Day! Missile launch scheduled for 2100 hours. Designed by Scribbler.

Favourite Weapon Card

Scribbler

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If your partner was fucking annoying yesterday, be sure to let them know with this rude 25th anniversary card by Scribbler.

Love You More Each And Every Day Card

Scribbler

surprise your crush on valentine's day with this hilariously rude Anniversary card featuring a little phallic friend holding a sign reading "A-DICK-TED to you" Designed by Jess Moorhouse

A-Dick-ted To You Card

Jess Moorhouse Design

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This adorable cartoon creation is the perfect blend of cute and cheeky, guaranteed to tickle his funny bone, and maybe his willy too! Perfect for his birthday or that special anniversary. Whether he be your boyfriend, husband or cheeky bit on the side; Bitsofnoodles have you covered with this funny design.

Sorry For Farting On Your Willy When We Spoon Card

This Foggish Anniversary card is perfect to send to someone to let them know how you really feel... however a chair is more practical.

Yours Is My Favourite Face Card

Foggish

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Have a go at saying something nice and complimentary to your hubby this Valentine's Day and hope it doesn't all go to his head. Designed by Scribbler.

Husband You've Got A Big Dick Card

Scribbler

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Know someone who's celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary and want to lower that tone? Then send this crude card to give them a giggle on their special day!

Got Wood Anniversary Card

Blue Kiwi Design

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The best way to spend the night! This rude Anniversary card is from Forest Fr1ends and Whale & Bird.

Instead Of A Headache? Card

Whale And Bird

Let your partner or friend know that all you really want is their massive cock, great for Valentine's, Birthday's and Anniversary's!

I Want Your Massive Cock Card

The Blunt Badger

You're buying him this Buddy Fernandez Anniversary card, so it must be magical!

I've Seen Your Willy Card

Buddy Fernandez

Wish a special someone a Happy 5th Wedding anniversary with this cheeky card!

You Give Me Wood - Happy Anniversary Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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