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Anniversary Cards For Him

Looking to celebrate another year with the special man in your life? Browse our large selection of anniversary cards for him filled with all things manly and celebratory. You know, like how he has a great bum, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find an anniversary card to please your husband, fiancé or boyfriend and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of anniversary cards for her.

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Funny cheeky card perfect for an anniversary, valentines day, sending a smile or just positive funny vibes.     Send noods. Noodles!

Send Noods!

Greetings card designed by Banterking

Roses Are Red

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If you're old school, like pre-Google, send your partner this romantic design by Scribbler to prove that you're a total dream team.

Mulder To My Scully

Send this space inspired card to you loved one and let them know how special they are to you!

You Are My Universe

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

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Upload a photo to this Scribbler card, perfect for any occasion!

Full Photo Upload

Send this sickly sweet card to your sickly sweet love! Designed by Charli Tait.

Love You Lots Like Jelly Tots

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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