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Got it?? Great! Let's be honest, it won't be the best Mother's Day ever but keep her spirits up with this cheery message from Boris. Designed by Scribbler.

Celebrate This Mother's Day

Congratulate someone on getting their little prick!

Little Prick

The perfect card to celebrate someone finally getting their vaccination!

Happy Jab Day!

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If you're ever worried about your eyesight, the government recommends you should ALWAYS get in a car and drive to Barnard Castle. Stay alert on your birthday with this Scribbler design.

Celebrate Your Birthday

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A harsh reality of lockdown right here! Hopefully it won't be long until you can celebrate their birthday with them, in the meantime, send them this Scribbler card and make them smile!

Floppy Haired Knobhead

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Sh*t Mother's Day? Blame Boris! Celebrate Mother's Day Lockdown style with this funny design by Scribbler.

Boris Told Me To Stay Home

Send someone a paper hug with this love and strength card.

Sending Love And Strength

Not ANOTHER birthday in lockdown!

Lockdown Birthday

What could cheer someone up more than Boris swooping in on a bike to save the day, disheveled as ever? We're in good hands! Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Boris Bike

Now really is the time to level up and get this birthday done. And while we're at it it's time to just get going and any other three word slogan. Here's a birthday card with a great leader to inspire you.

Boris Johnson Level Up

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Phew, all our problems are solved! Instead of being in debt to ASOS for a pair of jeans, you can now be in debt for having your leg amputated. That's democracy folks! Designed by Scribbler.

Take Klarna

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Everyone's lockdown mood: Gemma Collins in Big Brother. Can you please be quiet and have a bit of respect for the GC having to go through this again! Designed by Scribbler.

I'm Claustrophobic Boris

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Congratulate someone on their strong and stable exam results with this Boris inspired Scribbler card. They could be running the country one day, anyone can do it apparently!

Your Robust Results

And we've heard he's cheap too. Whatever you do, don't send this to someone who's scared of clowns, they'll be absolutely terrified! Birthday design by The Grey Earl.

First Class Clown

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How did it come to this? How did both of them manage it! Send this hilarious Scribbler card inspired by a remark of Dumb and Dumber featuring Boris and Donald!

Dumb And Dumber

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The plans may be out of your hands this year but you can still make her laugh on Mother's Day with this Lockdown inspired card by Scribbler.

His Name Is Boris

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