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Rude Cards

The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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An adult's birthday wish list!

Birthday Cock Card
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Send some love to the biggest tit in your life this Christmas with this humorous lil wabbit card.

Christmas Blue Tit Card
Some kids just never appreciate Christmas. Tell it like it is and send this Dean Morris card to the rotten ungrateful scum.

Rotten Ungrateful Scum Card
Tell it like it is with this brilliant Birthday card by Rumble Birthday cards.

Happy Birthday You Prick Card
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Wish any Gavin and Stacey fan a happy birthday with this funny Welsh card. Mid Mod Cards by Jennifer Finnigan Design.

Penblwyd Hapus Sugar Tits Card
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Oops, clumsy! A punderful classic that your partner will love to receive on Valentine's Day - especially if they have a foot fetish. Designed by Scribbler.

Gonna Bang You Card
We could think of some nicer terms to describe them, but none would be as fitting as this Stormy Knight one!

Birthday Wanker Card
Unleash the wrath of Jules Winnfield to take your vengeance on someone who is WAY too excited for Christmas. I dare you. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Say Merry Christmas Again Card
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Ivar a big bone to pick with you... Get a viking lover hot under the collar this Valentine's Day! Designed by Scribbler.

Let's Bone More Card
A rude and funny, age specific card for those in-between-y birthdays in your seventies. Cynical 79th birthday card designed by Sassy Sarah.

79th Birthday Card
Wish someone a Happy 50th Birthday with this rather cheeky card

50 And Fit As Fuck Card
You have a big question to ask, so say it in the best way with this brilliant Bridesmaid card.

Help Me Keep My Shit Together On My Wedding Day Card
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Send Father's Day wishes to the king of skid marks with this hilarious Father's Day card!

King Of Skid Marks - Happy Father's Day Card
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Without them, you're empty inside, literally and figuratively! Send this crude personalised Scribbler design to proposition someone on Valentine's Day.

You Complete Card
Send this Dean Morris card to a friend of yours who wants to dance the night away on their birthday.

Gusset Card
A naughty message "happy fucking birthday you twat" perfect for a brother or best mate or anyone who shares your cheeky sense of humour!

Happy Fucking Birthday You Twat Card
Send cheeky birthday wishes to your favourite old tart and total fruit cake with this funny Love Day design.

Happy Birthday You Old Tart Card
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Wish your fellow 8-year-old a Happy Birthday. Card by Pearl Ivy

8th Birthday Card
Congrats On The New Job! Who Did You Sleep With To Get That? A hilarious congratulations card from Dean Morris for a friend or family member who just got a promotion or a new job.

Sleep With Card
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The valentines card sure to make your partner swoon, who doesn't want to hear a heart felt poem..

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue.. Card
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Tit's the season to be jolly, alright! Make your bestie's day with this boobilicious Christmas card, designed by Scribbler.

Holly Titmas Christmas Card
They may not have a soul but they still have private parts. For the ginger in your life comes this Birthday card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Bollocks Card
Ru Paul's Drag Race fan art illustration Birthday card. Wish a gorgeous birthday with the Gottmik card, created with love by Paige Nicholas

Gottmik Card
We all know one, and they've definitely let you know 98726 times that they're a vegan! So, get them this hilarious Cunning Linguist Birthday card and let them know you've got the message!

Vegan Wanker Card

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