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Wish your loved one a Merry Christmas!

Prick Card

Pink And Pip

This Brainbox Candy Anniversary card is perfect for the couples whose love life is hotter than 50 Shades of Grey?

Fuck 50 Shades Get Your Cock Out Card

Brainbox Candy

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If you have a man in your life who is so full of love that he sometimes find it a bit difficult to aim, this sis the perfect card for him! If he loves a bit of a piss take (!) he will love this bityhday card!

Piss Take Birthday Card For Him

Running With Scissors

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Romantic dinner for two? If you're going to give them a special gift this Valentine's, best make sure it's going to be reciprocated? It?s only fair! Designed by Scribbler.

I'll Be 6 If You'll Be 9 Card

Scribbler

Forget subtlety and let there be no confusion as to how they make you feel with this Foggish Valentine's Anniversary card.

You Face Makes Me Wet Card

Foggish

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He may be a massive prick, but he's your massive prick! Call out your Fiance with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Fiance You Massive Prick Card

Scribbler

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Hey, like father like son! Thank your dad for a job well done with this hilariously rude Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Dad Well Sone For Raising Such A Card

Scribbler

Everyones favourite bendy over bum birthday card! Get your best mate, Brother or Fella laughing out loud for their 21st Birthday! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Happy 21st Birthday To You Card

Studio Boketto

Everyones favourite bendy over bum birthday card! Get your best mate, Brother or Fella laughing out loud for their 18th Birthday! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Happy 18th Birthday To You Card

Studio Boketto

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Give your other half a great Christmas compliment and laugh them into bed with this naughty Scribbler card.

Great Bang Christmas Card

Scribbler

Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

A Late Birthday Card Is Better Than A Late Period Card

Banterking

Send this fun cute card and to your favourite person and wish them and their fine piece of Ass a Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday Fine Piece Of Ass! Card

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Send your loved ones this cheeky saucy Card Designed by Pengellyart

Real Tasty Large Nuts Card

PengellyArt

Send them your best wishes with this Rude Birthday card by The Boy And The Bear.

Happy Birthday To The Biggest Cock I Know Card

The Boy And The Bear

Wish your Nephew a very Snappy Christmas with this fun crocodile card. It features a crocodile wearing a Santa hat and holding a cup of hot chocolate.

Nephew Crocodile Christmas Card

Hannah Jayne Lewin

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A funny valentine card to send to your significant other to celebrate that most special anniversary ;-)

Happy Shagaversay To My Valentine Card

PaperJam Print Co.

Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

Sometimes I Want To Kiss Your Face Card

Banterking

If that's not love, I don't know what is! You're under no illusions in your relationship and you love them anyway. Wish them a happy anniversary with this cute card. Designed by Studio Boketto

I've Seen You Poop Card

Studio Boketto

Be anything but scrooge-like when you send this hilarious Forest_Fr1ends Christmas card! Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'd Give It Five Minutes Card

Whale And Bird

There is a time and place for everything, and the best time to talk about someone's poo face is just before Christmas dinner so, send this silly Brainbox Candy card!

Merry Christmas Poo Face Card

Brainbox Candy

Here's a nice honest Christmas card you give to any Carol singers that knock on your door.

Fuck Off Christmas Wreath Card

Dean Morris Cards

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Explore Uranus, by Scribbler. To boldly go where no one has gone before? Send this hilariously crude Valentine's card to your space buddy.

Explore Uranus Card

Scribbler

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Know someone who has a new job? Let's hope it's not wiping Saddam Hussein's arse! Send them this card featuring Bridget Jones.

Bridget Jones New Job Card

Lizzy Bassett Art

Greetings Father's Day card designed by Banterking

Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card

Banterking

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