Orange Birthday Cards - Scribbler

What is it about their face that's fancy? Is it a magnificent moustache? Or is it fabulous freckles? Whatever it is, you can let them know with this cute birthday card by Paper Plane.

Happy Birthday Fancy Face

Hopefully their ginger pubes is the only reason their genitals are burning! A card by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Minge

We could think of some nicer terms to describe them, but none would be as fitting as this Stormy Knight one!

Birthday Wanker

Spread some lovely vibes, because it doesn't get any sweeter than this adorable Whale And Bird card.

You Look Nice Today

Ding dong! Let them know exactly what you think of them with this hilariously naughty Stormy Knight card.

You Magnificent Bellend

Any avid fan of London would love this two-tone take on Putney Bridge by Indie Prints for East End Prints.

Putney Bridge

Are you the Del Boy to their Rodney? Then send them this personalised Only Fools and Horses inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Plonker

They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Old As Fuck

Their dad's swimmers must not have been up to the job on the day they were conceived! Wish them a happy birthday with this ridiculously naughty card by CardShit.

How The Fuck Are You

Send your Dandelion this Crazy Eyes inspired card by Scribbler and wish them a crazy birthday!

Let's Get Crazy

Let your friend know just how much you care about their birthday with this hilarious Scribbler card.

Fucks I Give

It's a decision that shouldn't be made lightly! Know someone who instantly regrets what they promise? Then send this brilliant Scribbler card.

Anal For Jacks Birthday

Send this Unknown Ink card to someone who's older than you and bask in your own youthfulness!

Yes You're Old

I bless you in the name of the Queef. AMEN. This card from Go La La is sure to make anyone chuckle!

Fanny Farts

An updated proverb for the modern day from Poet & Painter!

Absence Makes The Heart Try Tinder

Trust us: you're far better not remembering? Ignorance is bliss! Issue this important warning by Art File to a liable friend on their birthday.

Birthday Warning

Send your love with this lovely card by Holly Hurst and make their birthday that much better!

With Love On Your Birthday

Ever wanted to see your friends face in an avocado? Then this Scribbler photo upload card is both absurd and perfect for you!

Avo Splendid Birthday!

It's amazing that a man with such a yuge ego has such tiny hands! Send this brilliant card by Scribbler and wish someone a yuge day.

Your Birthday's Gonna Be Huge

We're off to Albert Square with this absolutely fantastic card by Scribbler. (Que the high pitch East End accent) PHIIIIW.

Phil'd With Joy

A challenge for all your friends on their birthday! Just sit back and watch them struggle as it gets harder every year. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Blow Out Your Candles

Is the majority of your relationship communicated via memes? The perfect Whale & Bird card to to send to any meme king or queen on their birthday.

You Meme The World

How does one even adult? Send this card to someone who's just making it up as they go along, the same as the rest of us! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Fully Functioning Adults

Remind a friend that they'll still be gorgeous - even with a beard! Send savage birthday wishes with this Whale & Bird design.

Closer To Plucking Your Chin