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Swearing Birthday Cards

F*ck, they’re old! Welcome to the rudest cards around, perfect for celebrating old b*stards. Wish a Happy F*cking Birthday to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing birthday cards. Send an offensive design to insult your brother or tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them. Why not browse more of our rude & retro birthday cards?

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This Dean Morris Birthday card is perfect for your friend for any occasion but remind them you give zero fucks about it.

Zero Fucks Given Card

Dean Morris Cards

She's talking about her cat you perv. This funny tongue in cheek Birthday card by Dean Morris is the perfect way to get someone giggling.

Stroke My Pussy Card

Dean Morris Cards

If you know someone who hates the working week then this is the Redback Birthday card for them. Lol.

After Monday And Tuesday Even ? Card

Redback

They've had how many birthdays now? Let them know they are an old fuck with this card designed by Do Something David.

Old Fuck Card

Do Something David

Only the shadiest bitches are born in August! Share some cheeky RuPaul's Drag Race birthday love with your August birthday friends!

Only The Shadiest Bitches Are Born In August Card

Running With Scissors

Only the shadiest bitches are born in September! Share some cheeky birthday love with your September birthday friends!

Only The Shadiest Bitches Are Born In September Card

Running With Scissors

Happy Birthday to the world's second biggest twat! A cheeky, funny Jake Paul card designed by Mr Muir.

Jake Paul - Twat Birthday Card

Mr Muir

Send them a message to show them how special they really are to you!

Bell End Card

PRO20 LTD

Send them a message to show them how special they really are to you!

Wanker Card

PRO20 LTD

Send them a message to show them how special they really are to you!

Piss Wizard Card

PRO20 LTD

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker Card

Bold and Bright

We don!t judge here at Scribbler get what you deserve and enjoy it! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cock Hungry Hoe Card

Bold and Bright

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If you know a fucking twat, call them out on their birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday You Fucking Twat Card

Scribbler

Wish someone a Happy 50th Birthday with this rather cheeky card

50 And Fit As Fuck Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

You'll notice that this isn't your traditional nursery rhyme for Sing a Song of Sixpence. It's been given a rude twist. This Brainbox Candy Birthday card is not for the faint hearted that's for sure.

A Song Of Sixpence Card

Brainbox Candy

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Send Birthday wishes the fishing nerd in your life with this bright and cheerful card designed by Pea Green Prints

Fishing Wanker Birthday Card

Pea Green Prints

Wish a special someone a very happy birthday on their milestone big day with this cheeky card!

25 And Fit As Fuck Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Wish a special someone a very happy birthday on their milestone big day with this cheeky card!

45 And Fit As Fuck Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Wish a special someone a very happy birthday on their milestone big day with this cheeky card!

55 And Fit As Fuck Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Wish a special someone a very happy birthday on their milestone big day with this cheeky card!

65 And Fit As Fuck Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Wish a special someone a happy birthday on their milestone big day!

35 And Fucking Fabulous Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Wish a special someone a happy birthday with this playful card!

Festive Shag Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

At least when you're dressed super scary no one can see how pissed you are!

October Drunk Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Cool birthday card for your favourite B*tch!

Happy Birthday Bitch Card

Nichola Cowdery

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