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Send your single bestie this hilarious birthday card! 'I hope your birthday cake is not as dry as your fanny'!

Hope Your Cake Isn't As Dry As Your Fanny Birthday Card

GL.INK

So, you opted for a not so nice birthday card by Filthy Sentiments!

You're A Bellend Card

Filthy Sentiments

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Oops they did it again; they're another year older! Send them a piece of you on their birthday with this personalised age Scribbler design, featuring Britney bitch.

It's Your Age Birthday Bitch Card

Scribbler

This one from Cunning Linguist is perfect to send to someone who can laugh about their man boobs!

Happy Birthday Bitch Tits Card

Cunning Linguist

Dunno how that happened, I just came for my Frazzles. Count Orlok from Nosferatu awkwardly awaiting assistance at a Tesco self service checkout, as requested by Leigh Lewis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Unexpected Item Card

Lesser Spotted Images

A musician in the streets AND in the sheets. This cheeky Birthday card from Go La La is perfect for any fingering fans out there.

She Loosened Her G String Card

Go La La

Someone always sitting on your tuffet? Let them know you're thinking of them with this Birthday card for any occasion from 'Drawed By Ross'

Miss Muffet Card

Drawed By Ross

Know someone who fancies themselves a bit? Put your mates back in their box with this cheeky retro cat themed Birthday card for all occasions.

You're No Oil Painting Card

CrazyWombat

Send this fun, retro-themed card to your kids, friends and family to celebrate birthdays and pretty much any occasion... or just to make them smile!

What A Magnificent Fart Card

CrazyWombat

Send your old friend a funny 50th birthday card to make them laugh

50 Old As Shit Card

Giddy Kipper

Wish someone a happy birthday with this forkin' cute card!

Birthday Forkin' - Happy Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

A 40th birthday card for someone fabulous!

40 And Fucking Fabulous Card

For someone who loves A Handmaid's Tale!

Praise Be, Bitches Card

Funny Birthday card for a funny person! Make them smile on their special day!

I've Wanked Off Card

Send this flirty Birthday card to your loved one to bring a smile to their face on their special day!

Vegan Sausage Card

Send this cheeky Birthday card to your loved one. Designed by Proper job studio.

Happy Birthday You Old Tart Card

Proper Job Studio

Send your dad some birthday wishes with this rude and funny card telling him you are glad you get on better now you are a grown up and that maybe it is because he stopped being annoying and you stopped being a little shit.

Happy Birthday Dad - I Was A Little S#T Card

Blind Faith

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Give a dog lover an extra special 70th birthday present courtesy of this rude Scribbler card.

Shit You're 70 Card

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Hmm get naked in yellow sounds intriguing to me... Get your wife down to her birthday suit and give her a very special present, as well as this funny Scribbler card.

Get Naked But In Yellow Card

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If you know they love a great pair of tits, make their birthday even better with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Hope Your Birthday Is The Tits Card

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Even asses deserve a brilliant birthday card! Make someone laugh with this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday You Old Ass Card

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Give a dog lover an extra special 90th birthday present courtesy of this rude Scribbler card.

Shit You're 90 Card

Scribbler

Let your dad know this birthday that you are glad that you cam from his ball bag at the expense of all other ball bags

Dad's Birthday Ballbag Card

Blind Faith

Let your step dad know this birthday that you know you didn't come from his ball bag but you are glad he's your dad anyway.

Step Dad's Birthday Ballbag Card

Blind Faith

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