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Photography Birthday Cards

Remind you of anyone? Keep it real on their birthday by sending one of our photography style cards. Browse humourous and down-right dirty designs for your husband or wife to relate to on a deep level. For more real people, why not check out the famous faces in our selection of celebrity inspired cards? For something more surreal, browse our illustration & cartoon birthday designs.

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Upload a photo to this Scribbler card, perfect for any occasion!

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Sometimes the simplest cards say the most. Make them feel special with this cute card from Huetribe.

Hand Heart

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

Absolute agony. Almost as painful as childbirth, but not quite! Send this Whale and Bird card for any occasion.

Clipped A Bollock

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Honesty is always the best policy. How lucky that Dean Morris has the perfect card to explain your RSVP.

A Big Wank

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It's the only real way to relieve pressure and promote mindfulness! Help someone become more Zen with this hilarious Jeffrey & Janice card.

How To Feel More Zen

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Words to live by. Teach 'em the most important lessons early in life. Brilliant Whale and Bird card for any occasion.

Never Trust A Fart

Loo roll? Check. Flour? Check. Copious amounts of booze? Fucking Check. This Whale and Bird card is for the panic buyers out there, and the boozers!

Panic Buy

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I choo choo choose you to get absolutely trashed with me! Let them know that you can't wait to be a hot mess with them on their birthday with this funny birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

All Aboard The Hot Mess Express

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

Who knew that masks were so versatile? Wish your Dad a Happy Birthday with this card by Brainbox Candy.

Smell Your Dad Farts

Husband's Choices, by Half Moon Bay. To be fair, it was definitely the best choice he's ever made. Send this card to your wife to remind her about your choices!

Husband's Choices

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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