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Birthday Cards for Step Dad

He’s like a father to you! Celebrate a grumpy old man in your life, thank him for putting up with you and wish him a relaxing birthday with one of our unique and humourous designs for your step dad. Keep things sweet and suck up, or just give him a right old laugh! Why not give him an excuse to put his feet up with a funny TV & film inspired design? Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your boyfriend!

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Years of extensive research have shown that the older he gets, the more of a grumpy old man he becomes. Try and momentarily cure his bad mood by personalising this Scribbler birthday card.

Grumpy Old Man Chart

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They really do take the cake! Put the cherry on top of a loved one's birthday by sending a slice of love and laughter with this personalised Scribbler card.

Can't Have Been Easy

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They may not even remember what they did last week! Personalise this Scribbler birthday design and send to someone older and more forgetful than you.

When You Were Young

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Whether your Dad, Brother or Uncle, personalise this Kali Stileman design to celebate a cycling mad lad.

For My Relation Personalised Card

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No matter how long passes he will always be the king! A birthday card designed by Tache

Still The King

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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And you're still stuck with them! Make every year a milestone to celebrate (sort of) with this cheeky birthday card by personalising the age. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Years Of Being An Arsehole

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Why tell someone what they want to hear if it's clearly not true? Give the gift of blunt honesty to a friend on their birthday with this Do Something David card. We're sure they'll appreciate it!

Don't Seem To Age

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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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Send this dinomite card to a pal you can't wait to get smashed-osaurus with on their birthday. Designed by Whale And Bird.

Let's Get Rexed

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If you were lucky enough to have a Nokia, this game will definitely look familiar! Wish a very zappy birthday to a space ranger of any age with this Whale And Bird design.

Zappy Birthday

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Know someone feeling a bit sensitive about reaching a new milestone? Come for their eyesight with this sneaky Scribbler design and let's hope they can read it!

At Your Age

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Who wants to live forever? Send this Scribbler card to a Killer Queen (or King) and get ready to bring the house down on their birthday.

Rock Your Birthday

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Find a panini head who appreciates a good Gordon Ramsay insult and wish them a f*cking raw birthday with this Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday Now Piss Off

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