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Birthday Cards for Fiance

Fiancee has a nice ring to it so why not shout it from the rooftops?! If he’s already given you the best present this year, celebrate your love by giving the perfect birthday card to your fiancé. Whether you choose to go naughty with a hilariously rude design, or nice with a totally romantic sentiment, make sure everyone knows he’s your one and only! Why not send a card featuring his favourite animal? Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your friends!

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You guys are a class act! Send to your best friend and soulmate on Valentine's Day. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Gogglebox You're the Jenny to my Lee

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Let's go nutty and sit in front of the TV this Valentine's Day! Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Gogglebox I'm nutty about you

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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If you've landed yourself a filthy animal never let them go. A personalised card designed by Tache

You Filthy Animal

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For a birthday boy with one fine ass! Let him know you'll want a feel of it later, and no we don't mean his donkey? Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

To You And Your Excellent Ass

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Why tell someone what they want to hear if it's clearly not true? Give the gift of blunt honesty to a friend on their birthday with this Do Something David card. We're sure they'll appreciate it!

Don't Seem To Age

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Take the savage route with a familymber on their birthday and let them know they're the runt of the litter with this Do Something David design. What a cheeky monkey!

Have A Great Day

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

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Whether this is a cruel bluff or you officially cutting off a familymber, send this Whale And Bird card to savagely call out a younger relation hoping for a hand-out.

No Money In This Card

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And not just as the expendablember who'll take one for the team and be eaten in the first 3 days! Send this Whale And Bird card to a friend you want by your side at the end of the world.

Zombie Apocalypse Team

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

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Don't burrito around the bush, wish a friend a fantas-taco birthday with thisxcellent design by Scribbler.

Spec-taco-lar Birthday

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There's something fishy about this card? Reel in a shellfish lover and catch their attention with this cute Scribbler design.

You're Shrimply The Best

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