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Birthday Cards for Step Mum

She’s like a mother to you! Raise a glass to your step mum, thank her for putting up with you and wish her a relaxing birthday with one of our unique and humourous designs. Keep things classic (just like her) and send some love, or just give her a right old laugh! If she’s a foodie, why not send her a tempting food or drink inspired card? Don’t forget anyone’s special day; make sure to browse birthday cards for your girlfriend!

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They may not even remember what they did last week! Personalise this Scribbler birthday design and send to someone older and more forgetful than you.

Do You Remember

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Personalise this fang-tastic Scribbler card and send it to an old bat on their birthday.

You Old Bat

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They really do take the cake! Put the cherry on top of a loved one's birthday by sending a slice of love and laughter with this personalised Scribbler card.

Here's Some Cake

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Why tell someone what they want to hear if it's clearly not true? Give the gift of blunt honesty to a friend on their birthday with this Do Something David card. We're sure they'll appreciate it!

Don't Seem To Age

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Take the savage route with a familymber on their birthday and let them know they're the runt of the litter with this Do Something David design. What a cheeky monkey!

Have A Great Day

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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack

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Forget LMAO. As you all get older, let your friends know they can start getting more creative with their text acronyms. Designed by Do Something David.

Birthday Girl

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own

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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness

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The perfect Do Something David card to give to your loving wife, who conveniently made plans with the girls for her birthday and left you with the kids. Thanks love.

Going Out

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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this card by Do Something David.

Target Weight

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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year

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Send this dinomite card to a pal you can't wait to get smashed-osaurus with on their birthday. Designed by Whale And Bird.

Let's Get Rexed

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Whether this is a cruel bluff or you officially cutting off a familymber, send this Whale And Bird card to savagely call out a younger relation hoping for a hand-out.

No Money In This Card

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

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