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80 And Still A Dickhead Card

Banterking

A colourful 80th birthday card featuring a birthday cake with 80 candles. Designed by Angela Chick.

80th Birthday Lots Of Candles Card

Angela Chick

Send this cheeky birthday card designed by Banter king.

THE BAD NEWS IS YOU'RE 80 THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M NOT Card

Banterking

This birthday card by Claire Giles is all you need to make his 80th birthday extra special.

80th Blue Star Card

Claire Giles

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate eighty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

80 Fucking Years Card

Scribbler

If a friend or loved one is turning 80, this funny 80th birthday card is the perfect choice to give them a laugh on the special day! Designed by Studio One.

Age 80 Funny 80th Birthday Card

Studio One UK

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Whether 20's, 30's or 40's, there's still some life in the old dog yet! Tease them with this personalised milestone age birthday card by Scribbler.

Age Say Goodbye Birthday Card

Scribbler

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How old?! Take the piss out of an older friend or relative as they turn the big 80 - rather them than you! Designed by Scribbler.

Eighty Old Age Is Coming For Us Card

Scribbler

For cool cat's celebrating their 80th birthday! Send this retro 1950's inspired card by Jessiemaeve Studio to celebrate their special day.

80 And Still A Cool Cat Card

Jessie Maeve Studio

Send this cheeky 80th birthday card designed by Banter King.

The Bad News Is You're 80 Card

Banterking

Send this funny birthday card to a loved one turning 80! I'm not saying you're old... but if you were a whisky you'd be really expensive!

80 Today You'd Be An Expensive Whisky Card

Poppy And Mabel

101 dalmatians but only 80 years old! Celebrate as they earn their spots with this cute Bird birthday card we're sure Cruella would covet.

Eighty Spots Card

Bird

Send to your gin-credible loved one on their 80th birthday! Designed by Charli Tait.

80th Birthday - Let The Celebrations Be Gin Card

Charli Tait Creative

Send your best wishes to your loved one on their 80th birthday with this bright and bold eightieth birthday card suitable for both him and her!

Eighty Card

Zoe Spry

Dunk that into your tea and eat it! The perfect Cadell Cruse birthday card to delight any 80 year old who's partial to a Jammy Dodger or three.

You're 80 You Jammie Old Dodger Card

Cadell Cruse

Embrace those wrinkles and rolls! Send to your reeeeally old loved one to celebrate their aging. Designed by Charli Tait.

You're 80 (Another Year Older And Wrinklier) Card

Charli Tait Creative

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Quite an achievement! Send congrats to a loved one who's survived 80 celestial orbits with this cute milestone birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday 80 Laps Around the Sun Card

Scribbler

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Happy 80th birthday: your cake is officially a health and safety risk! Designed by Scribbler.

80 Good Luck Blowing Out The Candles Card

Scribbler

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Celebrate an old fart on their 80th birthday and be impressed they actually know what's going on. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy 80th Bday Card

Scribbler

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We're not saying they're old - but their favourite party trick is taking out their teeth! Wish someone a snappy 80th birthday with this Scribbler card.

Happy 80th Birthday Card

Scribbler

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80 already? Surely not! Lay on the flattery with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

You Don't Look A Day Over 79 Card

Scribbler

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Just like a fine wine, they're only getting better with age! Celebrate a loved one turning 80 with this funny Scribbler Birthday card.

You're Like A Fine Wine Card

Scribbler

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Give a dog lover an extra special 80th birthday present courtesy of this rude Scribbler card.

Shit You're 80 Card

Scribbler

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No that can't be right... 80 already?! We're sure the numbers must be fraudulent! Trump inspired birthday design by Scribbler.

You Can't Be 80 Birthday Fraud Card

Scribbler

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