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70th Birthday Cards for Him

Find the perfect design to celebrate a special 70-year-old gent with a selection of 70th birthday cards for him filled with all things funny and celebratory.

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Celebrate an old fart on their 70th birthday and be impressed they actually know what's going on. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy 70th Bday

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We're not saying they're old - but their favourite party trick is taking out their teeth! Wish someone a snappy 70th birthday with this Scribbler card.

Happy 70th Birthday

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Even if they're more rocking chair than rock n roll these days, make a 70 year old laugh on their birthday! Designed by Scribbler.

You Rock Happy 70th Birthday

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Give a dog lover an extra special 70th birthday present courtesy of this rude Scribbler card.

Shit You're 70

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You'll never guess what... You're 70!! If they're feeling a touch sensitive about their age, rub it in with this funny birthday card by Scribbler.

You Are 70 Today

Welcome them to their 70's with this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative is perfect for the job!

70 - Old AF

Wow they're 70! Ease them into their seventies gently with this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative

70 Like 60

That's a lot of candles! Wish your loved one a Happy 70th Birthday with this contemporary card from Thinkling Creative.

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You'll never guess what... You're 70!! If they're feeling a touch sensitive about their age, rub it in with this funny birthday card by Scribbler.

You Are 70 Today

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70 already? Surely not! Lay on the flattery with this hilarious birthday card by Scribbler.

You're Turning 70 Today

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Just like a fine wine, they're only getting better with age! Celebrate a loved one turning 70 with this funny Scribbler card.

You're Like A Fine Wine

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As said by Nessa: Don't get me wrong, but to be honest, at the end of the day, when all is said and done. D'ya know what I mean? Gavin & Stacey inspired personalised Scribbler birthday card.

Age Proper Tidy

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Menopause effects women at different times so please personalise the age accordingly! Have a laugh at the inevitable situation with this Scribbler birthday design.

Age You're Still Hot

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Oops they did it again; they're another year older! Send them a piece of you on their birthday with this personalised age Scribbler design, featuring Britney bitch.

It's Your Age Birthday Bitch

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Do you two share a love of pizza, gaming and cats? Then this Fuzzballs card is perfect to personalise and send to your partner or best friend.

Fuzzballs Photo Frame

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I came here to drink milk and celebrate your birthday and I've just finished my milk! Send this personalised age, IT Crowd inspired card by Scribbler.

Mother Flippin Age Birthday

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Whether 20's, 30's or 40's, there's still some life in the old dog yet! Tease them with this personalised milestone age birthday card by Scribbler.

Say Goodbye To Your

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