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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

Create your own little bubble of happiness and start planning your forever together! Send your partner this romantic Mr Wonderful design.

Making Plans

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The great thing about having no morals is anything goes! Make your loved one laugh with this Trump inspired Scribbler card.

Win Your Heart

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

Send this funny Lucy Maggie card to the coolest person you know and they'll be buzzing to receive the compliment.

You Are So Fly

Why not share the love this Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys really gouda together! Make your partnerlt and show them you brie-long together with this ever so slightly cheesy Valentine's card. Personalised design by Scribbler.

Queso Much About You

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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