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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Send this adorable Schitt's Creek themed card to a loved one to celebrate either an anniversary, Valentine's Day or just to send your love and appreciation for them!     This scene between Patrick and David is iconic and so adorable!

You're Simply The Best

The perfect card for letting that special someone know how much you appreciate them! Card by Katie Abey for Whale & Bird.

You Are My Person

Make someone's day with this brilliant Birthday card by Pink And Pip.

Head Over Heels

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

This artsy card is perfect for many occasions such as birthdays and weddings. Designed by Holly Collective.

Loving Collage

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Do you have a little pickle in your life? Would you always choose them over anyone else? Then this card if perfect! Designed by Doodles From My Brain

If You Were A Pickle

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

Let your better half know how you feel with this cute Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome.

This Much Panda

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If you recognise this conversation then you've either got an infuriatingly indecisive partner or you are one. Call them out with this relatable Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Good Job I Love You

Someone this damn sexy certainly deserves a Valentine's Card. Just who will you send it too?

I Love You You Sexy Beast

Greetings card designed by Banterking

I'm Keeping You

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