Skip to main content
Order before 2pm for same day dispatch (Mon-Fri) Kite

All Cards

Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Exclusive
The great thing about having no morals is anything goes! Make your loved one laugh with this Trump inspired Scribbler card.

Win Your Heart

Why not share the love this Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Exclusive
These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Add A Name
You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

Exclusive
They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

Add A Name
Not to sound cheesy, but you guys really gouda together! Make your partnerlt and show them you brie-long together with this ever so slightly cheesy Valentine's card. Personalised design by Scribbler.

Queso Much About You

Exclusive
They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

Exclusive
Do you guys do what otters do and sleep holding hands? If so that's adorable but how do you not get too warm?! Send this lovely Scribbler card to your otterly amazing wife.

Otterly Awesome Wife

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

< 1 2 3 4 ... 45 > 1062 Results