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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A card for the most wonderfullest of wonderful Mum's! Design by Whale & Bird.

To My Wonderful Mum

When your children are at that... delicate inbetween age, this will seem all too familiar! Give this Whale & Bird card to your partner to share the joy.

Sniff It Barry

For such a pretty looking birthday card, this one's pretty ballsy! Send this Whale & Bird design to a gentleman in his prime.

One Year Closer

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

Absolute agony. Almost as painful as childbirth, but not quite! Send this Whale and Bird card for any occasion.

Clipped A Bollock

We've all been there before haven't we? It can easily happen! Send this Whale & Bird card to a friend who you always laugh the hardest with.

Little Pea Comes Out

Give this card to that one balloon who's always letting out naughty little puffs of air! Wish a friend a happy birthday with this gassy design by Whale & Bird.

Parp

Be there for their birthday in spirit with Quanrantini card by Whale & Bird.

Birthday Quarantini

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Remind you of anyone? Give this sassy Whale & Bird design to an animal print style icon on their birthday.

Fierce

Loo roll? Check. Flour? Check. Copious amounts of booze? Fucking Check. This Whale and Bird card is for the panic buyers out there, and the boozers!

Panic Buy

Send this Whale & Bird card to congratulate your mum or dad on helping to create the perfect human. Good job!

Well Done I'm Great

Who'd win out of a rabbit and a mole though? Jury's out. Chill out Gary. Hilarious Whale and Bird card for someone who's bad tempered perhaps?

Just Leave It Gary

A card for your one true love! You're My Lobster by Whale & Bird.

You're My Lobster

We're betting the porn views sky rocketed during lockdown and furlough times! Relatable Whale and Bird card for your horny pal who loves a bit of Me Time.

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