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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don'T Want Your Present

Well, that puts a more sinister twist on a classic nursery rhyme. Send this Some Ink Nice card to a vegetarian and make them smile.

Strict Vegetarian

She was such a demanding little brat, no wonder she was eaten by the three bears, we don't blame them! Make someone laugh with this Some Ink Nice card.

Tale Of Goldilocks

Did they pay for the drying add on? Make someone smile with this hilarious Some Ink Nice card.


Cheatah, with an A because he um cheats. But you got that already? Just don't be like him, yeah? Good luck design by Some Ink Nice.

No Cheating

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Well and truly put your foot in it with this hilarious birthday card. Personalised name design by Some Ink Nice.

Surprise Party Can'T Wait

Damn that Cyril Sneer! Those raccoons never hurt anyone! This Some Ink Nice card might be perfect for someone who loves The Raccoons!

Cyril Sneer

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Make someone feel like sh*t in case they didn't already with this personalised get well soon card by Some Ink Nice.

You Look Ill

For someone who likes pigs in blankets so much at Christmas' You may be concerned for this pig's safety! Petition to make them an all year round thing already? Designed by Some Ink Nice.

Pig In A Blanket

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Ahh noo, you've gone and ruined the surprise now! A cat owner will find the funny side of this all too relatable, personalised birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

I'Ve Got You An Excellent Present

Possibly the worst insult ever if you're not actually ill! Make someone smile with this hilarious Some Ink Nice Get Well Soon card.

You Look Ill

Send a Scrooge this adorable Christmas card by Some Ink Nice and it'll be sure to put a smile on their grumpy face.


Cling onto them like you would a tree and make sure they know they can't go with this leaving card by Some Nice Ink.

You Can'T Leave

Ever sent an email and regretted it immediately? Then this Some Ink Nice card is perfect to send to your colleagues!

No I In Team

It's time for them to put their feet up and relax, so congratulate them on their retirement with this card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Retirement

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But the fact that they're now reading this means that you didn't just consider it, you went ahead and bought it. No regrets, otters are fab. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Are Like No Otter

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Send this cute Some Ink Nice card to the light of your life and the reason for your existence. The perfect personalised Valentine's card for a dog lover.

That Time I Found A Stick

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