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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

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For someone who likes pigs in blankets so much at Christmas, you may be concerned for this pig's safety! Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

Don't Get Any Ideas

Were they a little troublemaker at work? Well, thank them for keeping it entertaining with this leaving card by Some Ink Nice.

Verbal Warning

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Personalise and deploy this deadly robin assassin By Some Ink Nice to a family member that still migrates home to wreak havoc every Christmas.

Yule Be Back

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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don't Want Your Present

This little donkey is trying not to look amused. An ideal Christmas card by Some Ink Nice for someone who THINKS they're really funny.

Little Donkey

For someone who likes pigs in blankets so much at Christmas' You may be concerned for this pig's safety! Petition to make them an all year round thing already? Designed by Some Ink Nice.

Pig In A Blanket

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Make sure they have as merry a Christmas as this little degu is having! Personalised design by Some Ink Nice, full of festive cheer.

Merry Christmas

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Cheatah, with an A because he um cheats? But you got that already. Just don't be like him, yeah? Personalised good luck design by Some Ink Nice.

Good Luck No Cheating

Damn that Cyril Sneer! Those raccoons never hurt anyone! This Some Ink Nice card might be perfect for someone who loves The Raccoons!

Cyril Sneer

Rudolf, you literally have one job a year! Send this festive card by Some Ink Nice to a legend who always pulls through for you like Neil.

Rudolph's Off Sick

Did they pay for the drying add on? Make someone smile with this hilarious Some Ink Nice card.


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Send this inspiring piece of philosophy to someone who belongs in a zoo. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

When One Door Closes

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Sometimes an asterix can change the context of a whole sentence! Send a grumpy bustard this personalised Some Ink Nice card and make them smile.

Incredibly Niche Joke

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We can't lie, he's not asked after you once. A cat lover will appreciate this amusing, personalised birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Birthday From The Cat

Ruin the surprise with this hilarious birthday card by Some Nice Ink.

Surprise Party

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Well and truly put your foot in it with this hilarious birthday card. Personalised name design by Some Ink Nice.

Surprise Party Can't Wait

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