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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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If they are old enough to remember these pens, this is the birthday card for them!

Funny Retro 4 Colour Pen Birthday Card
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Close your eyes and make a wish! If they love cats more than anything, this is the birthday card for them!

Funny Birthday Card - For Cat Lovers - Make A Wish!
Send some Line of Duty love to your dad this birthday! If he loved the show, he'll love this card!

Father Of God Card
If your sister never seems to learn her limits? If so, celebrate her young at heart nature with this funny design

Sister - Older But No Wiser! Card
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If you know a birthday girl who loves Oasis, Liam Gallagher this is the card for her! Celebrate her birthday and 1990s retro music!

Birthday Card - Liam Gallagher - Wonderwall Pun Lyrics
If your favourite gal is about to turn 40, this card will make her laugh so hard she pees herself! Celebrate her and take the piss with this colourful design!

Scale Of One To Tena - Funny 40th Birthday Card For Her
Send some cheeky birthday love to the smelly bum in your life! If they can clear a room with their trouser trumps, this is the card for them! Perfect for husband or boyfriend!

Happy Birthday Smelly Bum Toilet Cleaner Card
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If they love a bit of Claudia Winkleman and are super excited about the return of The Traitors, this is the birthday card for them! Prove your 100% faithful by sending this funny birthday card

Claudia Winkleman The Traitors Inspired Birthday Card
Send some cheeky anniversary love to the northerner in your life!

Happy Anniversary Northerner Card
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Send some super cheeky, Tena Lady love to the person turning 50 in your life! This card is sure to make her pee laughing!!!

Scale Of One To Tena 50th Birthday Card
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If your other half comes from down saaaaf, this is the card for them!

Funny Southerner Anniversary Card
If your mamma loves a bit of Simon and Co on BGT, this is the card for her! Celebrate love and the best show on television with this colourful design.

Funny Mother's Day Card - Britain's Got Talent
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If you know someone who is celebrating her first Mother's Day, this is the card for her! Celebrate her, and chocolate biscuits, with this colourful card!

First Mother's Day Card - New Mum's Club!
If they are a fan of cheese and pickle sandwiches, this is the birthday card for them! Celebrate love, sandwiches, pickle and drunken antics with this funny card!

Funny Pickle Inspired Birthday Card
If he loves a pint of the black stuff, this is the birthday card for him! Celebrate stout, birthdays and terrible puns with this colourful design.

Let The Games Be Guinness - Funny Birthday Card For Him
We all have that one friend... celebrate their cheeky, young at heart nature with this funny Birthday card from Running with Scissors

Officially Old Enough To Know Better Card
Share a bit of love with your bougiest friends with this cheeky design from Running With Scissors!

Bougie Bitch Card
Spread a bit of birthday fabulousness with this colorful design by Running with Scissors

Another Birthday? What A Drag Card
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Celebrate your most fabulous friends with this cute design. Mincey Queens are the best kind of queens!

Funny Mincey Queen Card
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If your Dad loves a good steak and a bad pun, this is the card for him! A good dad is rare - well done!

Funny Father's Day Card - A Good Dad Is Rare!
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Funny 1 Year Paper Anniversary Toilet Roll Card - thank them for putting up with all your shit! If your other half like a laugh this is the anniversary card for them!

Funny 1 Year Paper Anniversary Toilet Roll Card
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If you and your other half wear your boots with pride, this funny sole mates pun Valentine's Day card is for you!

Funny Valentine's Card - Sole Mate Pun Pride Flag Boots
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If you know a cat lover who is not feeling too well, this is the perfect card for them! Hopefully they'll be 'feline' better soon!

Funny Get Well Soon Cat Card For Kitty Lovers
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Funny Birthday Card - Jarvis Cocker Pulp Britpop - Perfect for millennials If your husband, wife or partner is a fan of 90s Britpop, this is the card for them

Funny Birthday Card - Jarvis Cocker Pulp Britpop

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