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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Trying to be more adventurous this Christmas? Why not try something other than turkey this year.


Why not be comfy this Christmas? Send this hilarious Modern Toss card to someone who plans on doing the same!

Christmas Pants

Do you get mad when neighbours ask you in for a mince pie?  Who doesn't have their own? A funny Modern Toss Christmas card for anyone.

Mince Pie

A funny and rude Christmas card from Modern Toss perfect for anyone: make it personal. We all ease off on the diet for twelve days of gorging.

Gastric Band

Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

A funny Christmas card from Modern Toss, great for all. It's been chopped down, it's dead. Who cares?


Big brother is watching you! No, seriously, he is. A great personalised everyday card from Modern Toss.

Facebook Account

A funny Modern Toss Christmas card, perfect for those who appreciate a good swear. And let's face it, who doesn't at Christmas time? Let off steam.

Swear Tree

This Modern Toss card is great for a friend or family member who loathes meetings.

Brow Bar

A new approach to the Christmas meal. Modern Toss card gives that git who arranges crap staff lunches what for.

Christmas Meal

Let our Dad keep his 20 quid and just get him this Modern Toss card for his birthday.

20 Quid

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

Send this funny leaving card from Modern Toss to anyone who probably ought to be leaving!

Whip Round

This is a genuine question. For his colleague's sake I hope the answer is yes. Send this silly Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Shit Meself

This hilarious Modern Toss is perfect for anyone who loathes their job, especially on their birthday.

Day Off

This funny work card from Modern Toss shows you how to blag time off work if you missed that birds and bees lesson at school.

Pregnancy Leave

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