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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Bottomless Mimosas

Covid-19 has taken everything that is good from our lives, including their happy day and what would have been a brilliant piss up for you! Postponed wedding card by Lucy Maggie.

Fucking Coronavirus

This adorable birthday card deserves to be sent to an otterly great human being! Designed by Lucy Maggie.


Don't worry Boris, it'll be a party of 6, we promise! Send congrats on their new home with this Lucy Maggie card.

Party At Your Place

Did they send you a totally fabulous card on your birthday? Well toucan play at that game! Designed by Lucy Maggie.


Make sure they know they're officially OLD on their 30th birthday with this hilariously savage design by Lucy Maggie.

Condolences G

Be sassy, independent, and generally don't give a f*ck. Cats FTW. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Be More Cat

He finally popped the question - it's about bloody time! Celebrate a long awaited union with this funny design by Lucy Maggie.

Fucking Finally

This seriously stylish dragon fruit design is perfect for someone a little bit exotic to enjoy on their birthday. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Dragon Fruit

Congrats on your new home - good luck getting the couch in! Pay for delivery, don't do a Ross. New home design by Lucy Maggie.

Congrats On The New Home

Aww, they said I do! Send this congrats card to your couple goals everyday. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Check You Guys All Married

Ohhh shiiiiit??? Send to someone who's just got knocked up and let them know their life's about to change! Designed by Lucy Maggie.


Send this Lucy Maggie card to a total gem who loves a bit of clean eating and tell them you can't be-leaf it's their birthday!


For a dad who stands head and shoulders above the rest, make his Father's Day with this cute design by Lucy Maggie.


Downward??? Cat? If they love cats and yoga then clearly this is the purrfect birthday card for them! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Yoga Cat

At what age does maturity hit? Send this rude Lucy Maggie card to someone who's turning another year older but is sadly still the same old bellend.

Still A Bellend

Send this Lucy Maggie birthday card to your favourite bum-sniffing weirdo - perfect for a dog lover!

Fave Weirdo Birthday

If you're lucky enough to have a unicorn in your life, send them this adorable thank you card by Lucy Maggie.

Thanks A Million

Give your sweetie a giant squeeze via this cute Lucy Maggie card.

Jelly Tots

Two eggplants is better than one! Congratulate a newly wed LGBTQ+ couple with this funny card by Lucy Maggie.

Mr And Mr

Watch out, this card is flamin' hot! Spice up their birthday by sending this design by Lucy Maggie.

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