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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A perfect way to say thank you to your Mum this Mother's Day, send this thoughtful Lucy Maggie card and make her day extra memorable.


Send a massive bear hug to your mum on Mother's Day with this cute design by Lucy Maggie.

Mama Bear

If your mum is always on hand to give much needed love, hugs and advice, show how much you appreciate her by sending this cute Lucy Maggie card on Mother's Day.

Best Medicine

Paw-some greeting card you'll never fur-get. Buy meow!


Cute and motivational card for your loved ones.


Paw-some greeting card you'll never fur-get. Buy meow!


We're sorry to inform you that your 30s have expired. You are now officially old and will have to tick a new age bracket on all offical forms. Birthday design by Lucy Maggie.

Thirties Have Now Expired

Sometimes, when you've got a problem the only thing to do is drink copious amounts of alcohol and forget about your troubles. It's the one thing my mum taught me! Wish her a happy Mother's Day with this cute Lucy Maggie card.

Deal With Life's Problems

Send a friend this seriously fresh birthday card with a pun-derful design by Lucy Maggie.

Birthday Is Mint

For the lady in your life who smashes through challenges on the daily comes a card by Lucy Maggie.

To She Who Smashes It

The perfect Mother's Day card for a Mum who's addicted to anything David Attenborough narrates. Please read this in his voice. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

In The Words Of Sir David

Congrats on your new home - good luck getting the couch in! Pay for delivery, don't do a Ross. New home design by Lucy Maggie.

Congrats On The New Home

Send your Mum this frankly, pretty grim Mother's Day card to remind her exactly what she DIDN'T think she'd be doing with her life when she was still young and full of hope. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Chief Nit Exterminator

Show your appreciation and adoration to your lovely, one of a kind mum with this sweet Mother's Day card by Lucy Maggie.

So Much Love

Covid-19 has taken everything that is good from our lives, including their happy day and what would have been a brilliant piss up for you! Postponed wedding card by Lucy Maggie.

Fucking Coronavirus

We're sorry to inform you that your 40s have expired. You are now officially ancient and one step closer to getting your free bus pass. Birthday design by Lucy Maggie.

Forties Have Now Expired

Pfft, William Wallace had it easy! Bet he could still go for a pint of mead with all this pals after Bannockburn. Help them smile through the pain with this funny lockdown inspired Lucy Maggie design.

Never Take Our Freed FFS

Another year older, another year wiser? I guess we'll see! A perfect Lucy Maggie card for someone's birthday bash.

Shake Your Tits

Ok so your Mum doesn't really have any competition but you've kindly taken the Sophie's Choice out of her hands for choosing favourite child with this cute Mother's Day card. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Favourite Mum

He finally popped the question - it's about bloody time! Celebrate a long awaited union with this funny design by Lucy Maggie.

Fucking Finally

Don't worry Boris, it'll be a party of 6, we promise! Send congrats on their new home with this Lucy Maggie card.

Party At Your Place

So what if the cat needs a bit of help buying it, he picked this one for you specially! Mother's Day design by Lucy Maggie.

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