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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt

Breaking Bad meets Postman Pat, in which Walter and Jesse deliver both post and meth to the residents of Greendale, as requested by Craig Graham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Postman White

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring

A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980's

SHALOM! Send arguably the most iconic Jim line and have a Friday Night Dinner fan in stitches with this brilliant Lesser Spotted Images design.

Shalom

He's looking a bit shaken up there! Roger Moore's James Bond having a grand reunion party with all his villains, as requested by Josman Tickle. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Roger Moore Reunion Party

Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) street sign to point out a bell end in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Bell End

Sonic the Hedgehog on crutches, drowing his sorrows having completely ruined his knees after 26 years of high impact running, as requested by David Sinclair. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Washed Up Sonic

The Weather Girls performing It's Raining Men whilst surrounded by dying men who have inexplicably fallen from the sky, as requested by Anthony Mitchell. Gory Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Raining Men

A Bez Dispenser, as requested by Paul Stevens. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images that any music lover will appreciate.

Bez Dispenser

A pixel tribute to the greatest photo ever taken, on the streets of Manchester at New Year's Eve. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Streets Of England

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners, as requested by Adam Riddell. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

Ah, they've finally admitted it's love! Ant and Dec getting married, as requested by Rick Neary. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mr & Mrs Ant & Dec

A family of Christmas trees decorating a terrified looking B&Q employee, as requested by Nicholas Chuter. The perfectly dark, Jim'll Paint It Christmas card by Lesser Spotted Images.

B&Q Xmas

Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90's wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue

Elmo wasn't a fan of Death Valley... Bert and Ernie take a Fear and Loathing style trip to Las Vegas, as requested by Sam Richards. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Bat Country

Every puppet's worst nightmare. The chestburster scene from Alien portrayed by famous TV puppets, as requested by Ealadubhsidhe. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Chestburster

Skeletor's really enjoying that Full Moon Party! He-Man on Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents, as requested by Josh McGlynn. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

He-Man

Dunno how that happened, I just came for my Frazzles. Count Orlok from Nosferatu awkwardly awaiting assistance at a Tesco self service checkout, as requested by Leigh Lewis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Unexpected Item

Name a more iconic duo, we'll wait. Friday Night Dinner inspired design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Jim Wilson

Father Ted's peaceful 18 years in heaven being disturbed by the arrival of Father Jack and glasses stealing crows, as requested by James Sheppard. Funny Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Father Ted

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