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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Various iconic Christmas film characters having Christmas dinner together whilst John McClane solemnly watches through the window, as requested by Benjamin Allen. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

A Lovely Christmas Dinner

SHALOM! Send arguably the most iconic Jim line and have a Friday Night Dinner fan in stitches with this brilliant Lesser Spotted Images design.

Shalom

A family of Christmas trees decorating a terrified looking B&Q employee, as requested by Nicholas Chuter. The perfectly dark, Jim'll Paint It Christmas card by Lesser Spotted Images.

B&Q Xmas

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache

Jesus in a Pret A Manger nativity scene with - is that Stephen Fry?! As requested by Pete Redfern. Jim'll Paint It Christmas design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Xmas Pret

Holidays are coming! Mad Max protecting the Coca Cola Christmas truck from assault by competing soft drink providers, as requested by Jamie Baynham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mad Max Cola

The true meaning of Christmas, as requested by Nicola Hine. Which clearly is a dinosaur nativity featuring Ainsley Harriott as Jesus Christ, obvs. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

True Meaning Of Xmas

A festive scene with a tiny Robin from 60's Batman shivering on a snow covered branch while the AA give the Batmobile a jump start, as requested by Lewis Goram. Christmas Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Batmobile Broke It's Wheel

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners, as requested by Adam Riddell. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners

Ainsley Harriott: Son of God, as requested by Stephen Savage. Nigella is Judas, make of that what you will. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Ainsley Harriott Son Of God

Santa Claus reluctantly executing an elf over a trench of dead elves because someone mentioned Christmas before advent, as requested by John Beacroft-Mitchell. Just don't do it! Dark Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Elf Cull

Breaking Bad meets Postman Pat, in which Walter and Jesse deliver both post and meth to the residents of Greendale, as requested by Craig Graham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Postman White

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt

The real nightmare before Christmas: Bono dressed as Santa Claus, shoving U2 CDs down chimneys, as requested by James Smith. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Dear Bono

A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980's

A pixel tribute to the greatest photo ever taken, on the streets of Manchester at New Year's Eve. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Streets Of England

Postman Pat meets Breaking Bad, in which Pat is diagnosed with lung cancer and starts cooking meth in his van, as requested by Joe Badham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

The One Who Knocks Twice

Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring

A post-apocalyptic future in which everyone has succumbed to Coronavirus except for Ken Barlow and his robot wife, Deirdre, inspired by Alex Leam and Nick Crawford. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Corona-tion Street

Hello Jackie! Be sure to tell someone they look nice with this trippy, Friday Night Dinner inspired card, featuring the one and only Jim. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Hello All

SHALOM! Send arguably the most iconic Jim line and have a Friday Night Dinner fan in stitches with this brilliant Lesser Spotted Images design.

Friday Night Dinner Shalom

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