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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Teenage Mutant Tina Turners, as requested by Adam Riddell. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Teenage Mutant Tina Turners

SHALOM! Send arguably the most iconic Jim line and have a Friday Night Dinner fan in stitches with this brilliant Lesser Spotted Images design.

Shalom

A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

1980's

A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt

Every puppet's worst nightmare. The chestburster scene from Alien portrayed by famous TV puppets, as requested by Ealadubhsidhe. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Chestburster

Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) street sign to point out a bell end in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Bell End

If they're the Jackie to your Jim -  don't give up! Show persistence is key and compliment a Friday Night Dinner with this funny Lesser Spotted Images card.

You Look Nice

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

Gollum crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has "hundreds of rings at great prices", as requested by Leilah Skelton. Brilliant Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for a Lord of the Rings fan.

Smeagol Ring

A Bez Dispenser, as requested by Paul Stevens. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images that any music lover will appreciate.

Bez Dispenser

Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90's wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue

Ah, they've finally admitted it's love! Ant and Dec getting married, as requested by Rick Neary. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mr & Mrs Ant & Dec

Father Ted's peaceful 18 years in heaven being disturbed by the arrival of Father Jack and glasses stealing crows, as requested by James Sheppard. Funny Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Father Ted

There's a strong Gail coming your way Deirdre! Coronation Street Fighter II, as requested by Rib Herdman. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Coronation Fighter

Have an annoying Pissface brother of your own? Or maybe just a Friday Night Dinner loving mate you like to prank? Give them a a laugh with this Lesser Spotted Images design.

Friday Night Dinner Pissface

Elmo wasn't a fan of Death Valley... Bert and Ernie take a Fear and Loathing style trip to Las Vegas, as requested by Sam Richards. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Bat Country

Even superheroes have bad days once in a while! Wolverine stuck in a cat flap, as requested by Jeff Stubbs. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images, perfect for any Marvel fan.

Wolverine Stuck In Cat Flap

Name a more iconic duo, we'll wait. Friday Night Dinner inspired design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Jim Wilson

Black is the new orange. Mick Jagger disappointing customers at the paint mixing station in B&Q by matching every colour as black, as requested by Jack Davis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Paint It Black

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