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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Icontinence really is no joke? Until you wet yourself laughing, that is! Well and truly take the piss with this hilarious birthday card by King B.

Ultimate Multitasker

We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

Even if you're still just winging it, here's to another year of being happily nestled together! Anniversary card design by King B.

Two Lovebirds

They've left an impact - that's for sure. You'll be mopping up the tears for weeks! Make them laugh with this cute leaving card from King B.

We Will Miss You

We're all a human sized dick sometimes and you want to apologise for being one! Make them laugh with this weirdly sentimental yet funny card from King B.

Sorry For Being A Dick

A supportive friend always keeps up with her bestie, drink for drink, even if she'll REALLY pay for it in the morning! Birthday design by King B.

My Liver Hates You

Send this King B design to wish an aging friend a Happy Birthday, at home, alone, with their cats? Welcome to 30!

Tiny Bit Older

The only wood she'll really want to receive this anniversary is the kind you can find in the bedroom. And no, we're not talking about the chest of drawers. Designed by King B.

Got Wood For You

The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

There's been an accident (most likely alcohol induced). The important thing is to let them know that you?re there as a shoulder to cry on, to help them through this difficult time. Designed by King B.

Sorry For Your Loss

They've had a scout around and decided that these rude bits are definitely worth it! This cheeky card from King B is definitely going to make the laugh!

Congratulations Wedding

Who said romance is dead? This is #couplegoals. This card from King B will make your bedside phone partner giggle!

Happy Anniversary

They're the youngest 70-year-old you know and they don't care (that's why you love them!). Make them laugh with this funny card from King B.

Happy 70th

The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

There's always a weird one in the family, but your family is made of them! Try not to scare them off with this hilarious card from King B.

Welcome To The Family

We can see how with this being one of their very first life experiences, a baby might get a pretty weird impression of the world. Celebrate a little one's Christening with this King B design.

Swear To God Mate

Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush

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