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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

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Icontinence really is no joke? Until you wet yourself laughing, that is! Well and truly take the piss with this hilarious birthday card by King B.

Ultimate Multitasker

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We're all a human sized dick sometimes and you want to apologise for being one! Make them laugh with this weirdly sentimental yet funny card from King B.

Sorry For Being A Dick

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We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

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Even if you're still just winging it, here's to another year of being happily nestled together! Anniversary card design by King B.

Two Lovebirds

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They've left an impact - that's for sure. You'll be mopping up the tears for weeks! Make them laugh with this cute leaving card from King B.

We Will Miss You

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Who said romance is dead? This is #couplegoals. This card from King B will make your bedside phone partner giggle!

Happy Anniversary

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A supportive friend always keeps up with her bestie, drink for drink, even if she'll REALLY pay for it in the morning! Birthday design by King B.

My Liver Hates You

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If you're wondering what happened to your sweet, polite child and who this moody teenager is who's taken their place, then this is the card for you! 16th Birthday design by King B.

Sweet Sixteen

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Why not have both? Or neither? Bring on those celibate bearded ladies!! Make them laugh with this brutally honest card from King B.

You Are 40 Now

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They're the youngest 70-year-old you know and they don't care (that's why you love them!). Make them laugh with this funny card from King B.

Happy 70th

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Who needs date night when you can snuggle up to them and watch memes until you snooze! Make them laugh with this funny anniversary card from King B.

Happy Anniversary

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It's finally time to send them packing and turn their room into the gym you've always wanted! Say goodbye to the longest 18 years of your life with this humourous birthday card by King B.

Legally Leave Home

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

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It's their birthday but you got to remind them who the perfect one is! Send some humble birthday wishes with this funny card from King B.

Happy Birthday Unicorn

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If anyone can thank them the right way, it's the king - ahuh-huh. Thank them the royal way with this rocking card from King B.

Thank You Very Much

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You'll be the new hot commodity at the school gate all the single mums will be lusting after. There's only one thing they love more: a hot widower. Just saying! Designed by King B.

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