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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Send a friend a big birthday hug on their birthday with this adorable cloud card!

Big Birthday Hugs Card

Celebrate a child's first birthday with this hilarious card    Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Happy First Birthday Card

The perfect Anniversary card to send any gnome lover!

Sexy And You Gnome It Card

Send your favourite dickhead this hilariously rude card featuring party penises to help celebrate a big 50th Birthday!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

50 Years Of Being A Dick Card

Say a big happy birthday to your lovely Goddaughter with this fun candle card.    Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Happy Birthday Goddaughter Card

Wish your cat mama a lovely Mother's day with this fun card to be send from the cat!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Best Cat Mama Ever! Card

Show your Grandad how much you love him with this adorable koala Birthday card!   Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Koala-Tea Grandad Card

Celebrate a friend or family members big 40 by reminding them of how much of a dick you think they are !

40 Years And Still A Dick Card

Celebrate someones big Christening day with this adorable rainbow card

Christening Day Card

Show your Grandma some love on her birthday by sending her this cute card featuring a grey haired bear holding a beautiful bouquet of flowers.      Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Happy Birthday Grandma Card

Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird Anniversary card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl Card

Send your partner or someone you are crushing on this super cute and punderful valentine's day card. It features a cactus with open arms with the title Happy Valentine's Day you prick! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Valentine's Day Prick Card

What's a better way of saying thank you than sending someone a card full of dicks!

Thanks Willy Appreciate It Card

Sometimes you don't need a fancy card to get the message across. Send your partner this adorable and sweary Valentine's day to show them how much you fucking love them! Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Fucking Love You! Card

This is the perfect Birthday card to send to a burger loving dad!  Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Best Dad Ever Card

Send someone you know this cute little house keyring card to celebrating a new home!

New Home Card

Nothing says thank you like sending someone a card with a dogs bum hole on it!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Grassy Arse Card

Send this adorable house card to celebrate a friends new home!

Home Sweet Home Card

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