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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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I pity the fool that doesn't laugh at this Birthday card. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is part of the Birthday card A-Team.

Ba Flight Card
No matter how strong you are, poop will always win. I think Socrates said that. Make them laugh with this hilarious Birthday card from I Do Not Careds.

Eddie Hall Card
Every time you're neeeaaarrrr. Make your other half laugh and sing with this hilarious Anniversary card from I Do Not Careds.

Birds Card
FINALLY, an answer to the ultimate question - and who better to answer it than your impression of David Attenborough. This funny absurd Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is sure to make them laugh.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Card
Diagnosis: spectacular Birthday card. Make them laugh with this funny Birthday card from I Do Not Careds.

Diagnosis Murder Card
Let's hope no one has an allergy because this party is about to go NUTS. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for the Rocher-Nosher in your life.

Ferrero Rocher Card
Birthdays don't get happier than this, quite frankly! So, tell it like it is with this funny birthday card by I Do Not Careds.

Happy Fucking Birthday Card
Tell it to them straight with funny anniversary card by I Do Not Careds.

Happy Fucking Anniversary Card
You couldn't congratulate them anymore if you tried with this I Do Not Careds card.

Fucking Congratulations Card
The standard way to eat duck is with a knife and fork, but I'd spoon this duck. Make them laugh with this hilarious Birthday card from I Do Not Careds.

Duck Card
We've all had a shit Birthday card with a footballer or flowers on, at least this one is honest about it. Make them laugh with this hilarious Birthday card from I Do Not Careds.

Happy Birthday Darren Card
WHO DOESN'T LIKE VIENNETTA? IT IS MADE BY THE GOD'S THEMSELVES. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any fussy eaters out there.

Viennetta Card
Who needs a pin badge when you can four badgers? This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for pun/badger lovers!

Cards With Badges Card
It doesn't really matter when the wedding is. Just as long as there's an invite to the stag do! Congratulate your mate with this funny I Do Not Careds Engagement card.

When Is The Stag Do Card
Make their day even more memorable with this hilarious wedding card by I Do Not Careds.

Happy Fucking Wedding Card
All dove's care about is world peas. Spread some peas with this hilarious Birthday card from I Do Not Careds.

Peas Card
Somehow Robin didn't get the upgrade, and I sense a tad bit of jealousy. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any superhero fanboy!

Batman And Robin Card
Maybe he should start doing his own washing! Know someone just like this? Then this funny Birthday card by I Do Not Careds is perfect for them.

Tumble Dryer Card
The real question is why did this guy need a shark in the first place - and where can I get one. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any pun lover or loan shark that you want to send a Birthday card to.

Loan Sharks Card
There is a fine line between French aristocrats and death metal bands. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for the noble rockers in your life.

Megadeth Card
A tribal tattoo is just what a young lad from the 1800s needs to impress the ladies. This Birthday card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any ink-lovers in your life.

Sick Tattoo Card
These guys really know how to party! This classical Birthday card from I Do Not Careds will make them laugh!

Shots Card

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