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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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I pity the fool that doesn't laugh at this card. This card from I Do Not Careds is part of the card A-Team.

Ba Flight

Birthdays don't get happier than this, quite frankly! So, tell it like it is with this funny birthday card by I Do Not Careds.

Happy Fucking Birthday

Who needs a pin badge when you can four badgers? This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for pun/badger lovers!

Cards With Badges

Sometimes you gotta just say it how it is. This cheeky card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for that absolute fucker.

Happy Birthday Fucker

Every time you're neeeaaarrrr. Make your other half laugh and sing with this hilarious card from I Do Not Careds.

Birds

Somehow Robin didn't get the upgrade, and I sense a tad bit of jealousy. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any superhero fanboy!

Batman And Robin

Diagnosis: spectacular card. Make them laugh with this funny card from I Do Not Careds.

Diagnosis Murder

The secret is, he adds a little smoked paprika and almost a full tub of butter. He knows how to mash. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for potato and hulk lovers alike.

Hulk's Mash

These guys really know how to party! This classical card from I Do Not Careds will make them laugh!

Shots

We've always wondered about this but the logic adds up! Make them laugh with this hilarious and darn cute card from I Do Not Careds.

Cat Lives

Let's hope no one has an allergy because this party is about to go NUTS. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for the Rocher-Nosher in your life.

Ferrero Rocher

This rude dolph doesn't need a red nose to be a badass. Send some hilarious xmas wishes with this card from I Do Not Cared.

Rude Dolph

We've all had a shit card with a footballer or flowers on, at least this one is honest about it. Make them laugh with this hilarious card from I Do Not Careds.

Happy Birthday Darren

Know someone with an absurd sense of humour? Then this I Do Not Careds card will be perfect for them.

Take Fish For A Walk

Maybe he should start doing his own washing! Know someone just like this? Then this funny card by I Do Not Careds is perfect for them.

Tumble Dryer

WHO DOESN'T LIKE VIENNETTA? IT IS MADE BY THE GOD'S THEMSELVES. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any fussy eaters out there.

Viennetta

This brings a whole new meaning to that Steve Miller Band song. Know someone who loves a space bar? No? Well pretty much anyone will love this card from I Do Not Careds.

Space Cowboy

A tribal tattoo is just what a young lad from the 1800s needs to impress the ladies. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any ink-lovers in your life.

Sick Tattoo

The ultimate accessory, you can dress it up or down and you don't need to book an uber. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any Ashton Kutcher/pun lover in your life!

Dude Wears My Car

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