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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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My Mother was Right, by Half Moon Bay. At some point in your life, the penny drops and you realise that mum was right about everything! Show your mum that you finally agree with her this Mother's Day.

My Mother Was Right

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Husband's Choices, by Half Moon Bay. To be fair, it was definitely the best choice he's ever made. Send this card to your wife to remind her about your choices!

Husband's Choices

Never wrong, by Half Moon Bay. One time she thought she was wrong but she was mistaken. Send this hilarious card to the infallible person in your life.

Never Wrong

Waste Sick Days, by Half Moon Bay. Sick days shouldn't be wasting on being ill - they should be used for when you can't be arsed! Send a little pick me up with this card to the skiver in your life.

Waste Sick Days

Sometimes it's the simple things in life that get us through the day. Maybe you have a colleague that seems to do nothing but they're still your favourite person in the office! Designed by Half Moon Bay.

My Chair Spins

Well Behaved Women, by Half Moon Bay. If being well behaved doesn't make history then lets start having fun! Send this to the misbehaving woman in your life!

Well Behaved Women

Loved & Lost, by Half Moon Bay. Loved and lost sounds much better than being stuck with a psycho that's for sure. Send this hilarious Valentine's card to remind them that they're not missing out on much!

Loved & Lost

Laugh At Farts, by Half Moon Bay. If there's one thing that defies any age barriers, it's a solid fart joke. Send this card to the parp-loving person in your life.

Laugh At Farts

Social Drinker, by Half Moon Bay. It's not a problem, it's just that I'm too social! Send this hilarious card to the 'socialite' in your life.

Social Drinker

My Way, by Half Moon Bay. It's not hard to understand - I like it my way and no other! Send this card to the picky person in your life.

My Way

Please send this Half Moon Bay design to your favourite crazy cat lady and see that they seek professional help immediately.

My Cat Says I'm Ok

Memory Loss, by Half Moon Bay. I was supposed to write something about this card ? but I can?t remember what? Send it to someone to make them laugh? Something like that.

Memory Loss

What do I actually do? Well, that's a very good question? For a colleague who just likes an excuse to leave the house tbh. Designed by Half Moon Bay.

Just Because

There comes a point during all nights out (usually on the toilet) when you have this sudden realisation. Wish a friend a Happy Birthday with this preview by Half Moon Bay of what they'll look like tonight.

So Totally Wasted

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