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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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They're a bawbag. What else is there to say? Remind them with this hilariously blunt card from Gie It Laldy.

Bawbag

They may be a wee weirdo but that's why you like them! Keep it real with this proper Scottish card from Gie It Laldy.

Wee Weirdo

Someone's to say it, they're a right ol fannybaws. Remind them with this hilariously blunt card from Gie It Laldy.

Fanny Baws

Sometimes you've just got to say it how it is. They're a fud. Why not remind them with this straight-to-the-point card from Gie It Laldy.

Ya Fud

It might be ye Da's birthday but ye've got to remember who's the real legend around here. Give him some props for creating you with this magic birthday card from Gie It Laldy.

Well Done Da

Aye, it's pissing it down but at least yer still breathin'! Make them look on the bright side with this funny birthday card from Gie It Laldy.

Whit A Year

They can be a knob sometimes, but give them some credit they got the job! The perfect card for the total dancer who just bagged themselves a top job by Gie It Laldy.

Ye Total Dancer

None of this romantic shite. Ye love the boaby so why get straight to the point with this hilariously blunt card from Gie It Laldy.

A Love The Boaby

They may be wee but you don't hold it against them well sometimes you do. They're a top pal so why not send them this wee token of friendship by Gie It Laldy.

Ma Wee Pal

If you cant beat them, join um, in this scene cut from the classic film Predator, featuring a space hopping Dutch and a bouncing alien.

Get To The Hoppa

They're a right bawbag, but that's why you love em! Send this super romantic card to the bawbag in yer life.

Yer A Bawbag

Kanye is a pure Scottish icon, everyone knows it. Scottish slang, a pun AND Kanye, this card is pure gold from Gie It Laldy.

Kanye No Dae That

He can be alright sometimes. Give him some credit with this heartfelt card from Gie It Laldy.

Yer Some Man

They've only gone and made a new wean, and they're pure bonnie. Congratulate them with this Scottish-as-can-be new baby card from Gie It Laldy.

Bonnie New Wean

Ye do like em, but sometimes they come out with some absolute shite. Keep it honest with this hilarious card from Gie It Laldy.

You Talk Shite

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