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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.


Deliveries straight to the maternity wards.


For the dad who makes the greatest Sunday roast.

Besto Dad

Mum Annual Review, by Full Fat. She's seen all your school test scores so it's only fair you get your own back. Personalise this card to match up to your Mum's abilities!

Mum Annual Review

Raisin me, by Full Fat. Dad's love a pun - that's a fact. This card has a perfect example of a joke your dad would love this Father's Day!

Raisin Me

Words Of Comfort, by Full Fat. These words make us all feel warm and fuzzy inside. Send some comforting words to someone who's feeling a little low with this card.

Words Of Comfort

Labour Party, by Full Fat. I guess that's one way to think about the labour party? move over Corbyn there's a new labour star. Send this funny card to the left leaning new parent!

Labour Party

Bye Tears, by Full Fat.Who knew a word could cry? Send this simple yet heartfelt card to send someone off.

Bye Tears

Missile Toe, by Full Fat. Kissing under a missile toe wouldn't quite be as sweet as mistletoe. Send this punny card this Christmas!

Missile Toe

Three Hoes, by Full Fat. Maybe Santa has just been into gardening this whole time?! Send some Christmas wishes to the green fingered person in your life!

Three Hoes

1 year is 7 years to dog, so a 30 year old would definitely dead! Send this hilarious birthday card by Full Fat to make them question everything!

Dog Years Drawing

I just Want You, by Full Fat.You just want them, but I'm sure a puppy would be nice? Send this super sweet card this Valentine's day to show how much you want them.

I Just Want You

TLC is the best medicine.


OMG Ring, by Full Fat. They have a ring on their finger and you can't believe it! Send some happy vibes with this engagement card.

Omg Ring

Congratulations on your new position

New Job

Order online from the maternity ward. Delivered straight to their door.

Bike Delivery

Happy Broadband, Happy Christmas.


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