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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day, Easter and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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I was going to get you a funny card but I know you can't take a joke

Can't Take A Joke Card

You're lying, you're older card

Piers Morgan Lying Card

So, you opted for a not so nice birthday card by Filthy Sentiments!

You're A Bellend

OMG they're 40! You can't believe your ears. Don't worry, they're as surprised as you! Say happy 40th birthday with this great card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Fuck You're 40

Ever been totally gobsmacked at how old they are?! Then this 30th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments is perfect to send!

Holy Shit You're 30

Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in April - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

April Twat

It goes without saying- Where do you think you got it from? Celebrate Father's Day with this rude design by Filthy Sentiments.

My Dad But Still A Twat

Send this 50th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments and let them know how crazy it is that they're the big five-oh!

Holy Shit You're 50

Mother of God, they're 50 years young! Be sure to let them know it with this brilliant 50th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Fuck You're 50

Do you ever get those moments where you think who did you get so old?! Well, now the time to say it with this brilliant 60th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Shit You're 60

Happy Steak and Blowjob night (steak optional)! Give them a birthday surprise they won't forget with this generous, once in a lifetime offer. Rude design by Filthy Sentiments.

Birthday Blowjob

Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in February - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

February Twat

Oh wow 40 years old! Time to let them know you can't believe how old they got with this 40th birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Holy Shit You're 40

Its their birthday but unfortunately theyre not allowed to leave the house! Get them a Corona when we can finally leave the house. A card designed by Filthy Sentiments.

Birthday Beer

Have you been given some insider information there? Wish them a happy birthday with this naughty card by Filthy Sentiments.

Hairy Pussy

Find out if your your dads favourite and if you're not let him know how you feel. A Father's day card designed by Filthy Sentiments.

Dad Am I Your Favourite

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