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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn

What do they think they're doing being all healthy and shit weird bastards! A card designed by Do Something David.

Close The Curtains

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

Let your brother know you got mums brains and they got the tits! Which could be a good or bad thing depending on?. size? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

I Got Mum's Brains

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The perfect Do Something David card to give to your loving wife, who conveniently made plans with the girls for her birthday and left you with the kids. Thanks love.

Going Out

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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

50?? When did that happen? Don't let them forget that when it comes to age, they're in 50th place. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock

A card perfect for your best friend or worst enemy, let them know no one cares about their latest news with this card designed by Do Something David.

No One Cares

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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own

A card that your mum would have loved to give you when you were younger to remind you of what a pain you were! A card designed by Do something David.

Big Disappointment

Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah

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Accuse your colleague of constantly finding any excuse to bring cake into work, the monster! She's had three birthdays this year already. Designed by Do Something David.

Not Even Birthday Cake

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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don'T Snack

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

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