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This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

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Has someone got to turn their hearing aid on? If you know someone a little hard of hearing this Do Something David card will be perfect for them!

I Said Six In The Lounge

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2020 was the year of isolation and some of us have definitely forgotten how to be around people. Let someone know what not to say during Christmas dinner with this naughty card by Do Something David.

Hold On Itchy Fanny

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How is Rudolph going to light the way with a mask on?! Know someone who has to work in a mask, then let them know you feel their pain this Christmas with this card by Do Something David.

Big Fucking Selling Point

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These days if you hear someone cough you bolt! Know someone who would take every possible precaution then this Christmas card by Do Something David is perfect for them!

I've Lost My Sense Of Smell

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I hope everyone is keeping 2 metres away from poor Santa! Remind someone you know not to be mixing with the masses with this silly Christmas card by Do Something David.

It's Madness

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Confused by the one-way systems in shops these days? Then this Do Something David Christmas card is perfect to send this year.

Didn't Notice The Arrow System

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Well, can you blame them for singing this tune? It has been pretty rubbish! Put a smile on their face with this silly Do Something David Christmas card.

Oh What A Shit Fucking Year

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

With the accuracy of VAR, I would be surprised if they made the right decision here to be honest. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Don't Think You Look Older

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There's nothing worse than bland turkey at Christmas dinner! Want your turkey to have some flair, send this Do Something David Christmas card to the chef and see where that gets you.

Just This Sit Turkey

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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit

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Send a clear message this year with this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Don't Touch My Fucking Gin

You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn

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Bit hard for Frosty to throw the stick when it's attached to him! Make someone laugh with this silly Christmas card by Do Something David.

Throw The Stick

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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own

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Arrows everywhere become a little confusing after a while. Poor Santa has had enough! Send this Christmas card to someone who struggles with one-way systems.

Use The Arrow System

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Even the North Pole has restrictions! Make someone chuckle with this Christmas card by Do Something David.

See Me In My Office

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

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Rule of six are in place! Hopefully it won't be at Christmas otherwise nana isn't getting any Christmas dinner! Send them this naughty card by Do Something David and make them giggle.

Push Us Over The Allowed Numbers

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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now

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Know someone who hasn't got their head around track and trace? Then this Do Something David Christmas card is perfect for them!

You'll Need To Give Me A Name

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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At least Santa is taking all the right precautions! Make someone laugh with this silly Christmas card by Do Soemthing David.

Ho Ho Ho

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