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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our BirthdayAnniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Finally! After all this time, he finally popped the question. You've been waiting to send this Cunning Linguist engagement card for so long!

Finally Grew Some Balls

They are 30 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Thirty Still A Twat

Celebrate another month locked inside the house with this design by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Fucking Lockdown

They are 40 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Forty Still A Twat

They are 50 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fifty Still A Twat

There is no better way to congratulate someone on their new home than calling them a wanker as well! This card by Cunning Linguist lets you do just that.

New Home Wanker

They are 18 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Eighteen Still A Twat

At least they get an A in something am I right! A congratulations card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Grade A Knob

We all know one, and they've definitely let you know 98726 times that they're a vegan! So, get them this hilarious Cunning Linguist card and let them know you've got the message!

Vegan Wanker

Tell them to buckle up buttercup and get well soon with this hilariously naughty card by Cunning Linguist.

Get Well Soon

Hint, hint... Send this naughty Cunning Linguist card and tell them exactly what you want to go down on Valentine's Day.

Clit Loves A Tongue

They are 21 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Twenty One Still A Twat

It's easy to buy Mother's day cards for lesbians all you have to do is write both their names! A card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Two Mums One Card

Lovingly let your friend know that although they might spend more time horizontal you still love them with this hilarious card by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Birthday Slut

Have there ever been a more romantic phrase than 'cheeky finger blast'? Let them know that romance isn't dead with this hilarious Cunning Linguist card.

Cheeky Finger Blast

Fuck the occasion! This card by Cunning Linguist is perfect for anything.

Happy Fucking Whatever

Arse man? Send your partner this cheeky Valentine's card by Cunning Linguist and let them know their bum has super powers.

Your Bum Gives Me

All you'll ever hear from now on is how poor they are, or how they go sooo wasted the other day. You definitely won't hear about how their lectures are going! Wish them good luck at uni and bring them down a peg or two with this card by Cunning Linguist.

Uni Wanker

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