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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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There is no better way to congratulate someone on their new home than calling them a wanker as well! This card by Cunning Linguist lets you do just that.

New Home Wanker Card
Tell them to buckle up buttercup and get well soon with this hilariously naughty card by Cunning Linguist.

Get Well Soon Card
Arse man? Send your partner this cheeky Valentine's card by Cunning Linguist and let them know their bum has super powers.

Your Bum Gives Me Card
Congratulate a couple on their totally cliche and predictable Christmas engagement with this design by Cunning Linguist.

How Romantic Card
If you even find her fanny farts adorably charming then you know she's the one! Rude Valentine's design by Cunning Linguist.

Even When You Queef Card
There's nothing fun about the working world, let's face it. But maybe you can put a smile on their face with this new job card by Cunning Linguist.

New Job Wanker Card
Do you think they might be milking it for the attention? They probably are, so send them this hilarious get well soon card by Cunning Linguist.

You Lying Shit Card
Fuck the occasion! This Anniversary card by Cunning Linguist is perfect for anything.

Happy Fucking Whatever Card
Let your partner know you're dying to see how they taste with this naughty Valentine's design by Cunning Linguist.

I Want To Lick Card
If that doesn't scream love, I don't know what does! Let them know just what they do to you with this hilarious anniversary card by Cunning Linguist.

Give Me A Wide On Card
All you'll ever hear from now on is how poor they are, or how they go sooo wasted the other day. You definitely won't hear about how their lectures are going! Wish them good luck at uni and bring them down a peg or two with this card by Cunning Linguist.

Uni Wanker Card
Congratulate a couple on their totally cliche and predictable Valentine's engagement with this design by Cunning Linguist.

How Romantic Card
Tell your partner you want to give them a special facial this Valentine's Day! Designed by Cunning Linguist.

I Want To Card
Tell that someone special they're the only one in your wank bank and how could they not fall head over heels? Designed by Cunning Linguist.

I Love To Card
Have more romantic words ever been said? Probably not! Tell her she'll be walking funny in the morning with this rude design by Cunning Linguist.

I Want To Finger Card
It's their birthday, so it's time to insult the hell out of them! Say happy birthday with the Cunning Linguist card and don't forget to tell them to wash their knob.

Happy Birthday Knob Cheese Card
Know a gym rat? Then this Cunning Linguist Birthday card might be perfect for them!

Gym Wanker Card
At least there will probably be free alcohol! A wedding Engagement card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Another Fucking Wedding Card
Have there ever been a more romantic phrase than 'cheeky finger blast'? Let them know that romance isn't dead with this hilarious Cunning Linguist Anniversary card.

Cheeky Finger Blast Card
Finally! After all this time, he finally popped the question. You've been waiting to send this Cunning Linguist engagement card for so long!

Finally Grew Some Balls Card
Hint, hint... Send this naughty Cunning Linguist Anniversary card and tell them exactly what you want to go down on Valentine's Day.

Clit Loves A Tongue Card
This might be the most sarcastic way to say congratulations! If they're as sarcastic as this Birthday card by Cunning Linguist then it's prefect for them!

Whoop De Fucking Do Card
They have their nose so far up their teachers arse they're only going to be able to smell shit for the next 2 years. A congratulations card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fucking Brown Nose Card
They may have achieved something but they are still an arrogant tosser! A congratulations card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Well Done You Arrogant Tosser Card

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