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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greetings cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing! Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Christmas and Valentine’s Day designs. Find a card for everyone you know, with designs suitable for your partner, children, parents and friends to enjoy. Stay ahead of the curve and shop our newest trending cards inspired by the latest in TV & film and celebrity culture, or really make them feel special with a personalised Add A Name or Add A Photo design. The choice is yours!

Do you think they might be milking it for the attention? They probably are, so send them this hilarious get well soon card by Cunning Linguist.

You Lying Shit

They are 40 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Forty Still A Twat

They are 50 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fifty Still A Twat

Lovingly let your friend know that although they might spend more time horizontal you still love them with this hilarious card by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Birthday Slut

We all know one, and they've definitely let you know 98726 times that they're a vegan! So, get them this hilarious Cunning Linguist card and let them know you've got the message!

Vegan Wanker

Have there ever been a more romantic phrase than 'cheeky finger blast'? Let them know that romance isn't dead with this hilarious Cunning Linguist card.

Cheeky Finger Blast

Fuck the occasion! This card by Cunning Linguist is perfect for anything.

Happy Fucking Whatever

They are 18 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Eighteen Still A Twat

OK, so if you send this hilarious Cunning Linguist bon voyage card, they might get the impression that it's possible you're a little jealous!

Bon Voyage Tosser

There's nothing fun about the working world, let's face it. But maybe you can put a smile on their face with this new job card by Cunning Linguist.

New Job Wanker

Know someone who lives and breathes everything unicorn? Then this card by Cunning Linguist might be the one for them!

Mother Fucking Unicorn

They are 21 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Twenty One Still A Twat

They are 30 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Thirty Still A Twat

There is no better way to congratulate someone on their new home than calling them a wanker as well! This card by Cunning Linguist lets you do just that.

New Home Wanker

If they are marrying him they better be ready to have the same dick forever. An engagement card designed by Cunning Linguist.

He Finally Proposed

They are only going to become more of a twat through the rest of their teenage years. A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sixteen Still A Twat

Tell them to buckle up buttercup and get well soon with this hilariously naughty card by Cunning Linguist.

Get Well Soon

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