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Not everyone appreciates the C Word but for those who do, we've put all the brilliantly rude and insulting 'Cunt' cards in one place for you.
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He's reading his list, he's checking it twice? And yep, you're definitely still a cunt! Gently break the unsurprising news with this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa's List Again This Year
Let them know you still love them this Valentine's day even though sometimes they're a cunt! Designed by Cupsie's Creations.

You're A Cunt Joke Valentine's Card
Fingers crossed they're the type of neighbours who aren't bothered by the little things! Wish them well in their new home.

I Hope You're Neighbours Aren't Cunts Card
Whether you believe it or not, you can't argue with these guys! Send this card to a comedy fan on their birthday to let them know they're the winner of this poll by Dean Morris.

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Nothing says I love you like a box of chocolates, some roses and the C word, am I right? Keep it simple and classy this Valentine's Day with this Dean Morris design.

You Big C
For your ginger mate on their birthday. Watch the penny drop with this play on word card from Filthy Sentiments.

Happy Birthday Cinger Gunt
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Can't think of anything worse? Send this Scribbler card to your family instead and make it clear in no uncertain terms why you won't be coming home for Christmas this year.

Driving Home For Christmas
Let them know the reason you messed up is that you're a cunt with this sorry card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sorry I'm Such A Cunt
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Combine your two favourite C words into one perfect Christmas card with this totally rude Scribbler design.

Merry Christmas You
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If you know an old cunt, call them out on their birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt Card
You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...
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Send this hilariously insulting Christmas card to tell someone they made it onto the cunt list this year! Designed by Scribbler.

Massive Cunt Christmas Card
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If they're a cunt, they probably won't love receiving this personalised Christmas card but they definitely deserve it! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas You
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I held off publishing the C word for a lot of years for various reasons then I finally decided to just go for it. It seems the public wanted it as they've been lapping it up since.

To A Special
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Make mine a half soy, non fat, double shot decaf! If autumn is your favourite season send this rude Scribbler card to a total basic bitch.

Happy Pumpkin Spiced Latte Season
Send them a message to show them how special they really are to you!

Thunder Cunt Card
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If you're positively elated to be passing on the baton, then don't pull any punches. Send this extremely rude Scribbler card to say goodbye to the bane of your existence.

Good Luck To Them
Send this pretty but incredibly rude card to your friend or loved one to celebrate Christmas!

Merry Christmas You C*nt
Well if they choose to look this close they get what they deserve. Now wish them a Merry Christmas

Nosey Cunt Rude Christmas Card
Break the traditional, uninspired Facebook birthday post! Send them this brilliant card by CardShit.

So Here's A Card
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Send foul-mouthed Billy Butcher to insult an old bastard on their birthday with this The Boys inspired design by Scribbler.

Well Well Well
And the winner for the rudest card goes to Shit Cunt. This Brainbox Candy card is not for the easily offended.

Shit Cunt
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We love the C word at Scribbler but calling your Aunt one at Christmas is a bit far, even for us! It's okay though because you didn't - or did you?

Christmas Aunt
GREEDY LAB have created this perfect Christmas card for all Billy Butcher fans. This bloke is a legend! "We'll Cross That Bridge When We Burn It."

Billy Butcher Christmas Card

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