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You're a mean one Mr Grinch! Add a name and send this Christmas classic to someone you hate, hate, double hate and loath entirely. Personalised design by Scribbler.

You Miserable

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Can't think of anything worse? Send this Scribbler card to your family instead and make it clear in no uncertain terms why you won't be coming home for Christmas this year.

Driving Home For Christmas

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Good job you're not bitter! Just a coupla lads supporting each other this Valentine's Day. Designed by Scribbler.

One Lonely Cunt To Another

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Combine your two favourite C words into one perfect Christmas card with this totally rude Scribbler design.

Merry Christmas You

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Send this rude exam results card to cheer up a thick bastard. You just know they'll have University Of Life written in their social media bio.

Better Exam Results

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If they're a cunt, they probably won't love receiving this personalised Christmas card but they definitely deserve it! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas You

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Stand up for love, shout from the rooftops and wear your heart on your placard with this Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Not Afraid To Admit

And the winner for the rudest card goes to Shit Cunt. This Brainbox Candy card is not for the easily offended.

Shit Cunt

Only gift someone this card if you're *absolutely* sure they aren?t getting you a Christmas present this year. A risky festive design by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas C Word

A short story really is the best story especially when it gets to the point like this one does. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Once Upon A Time

If they're leaving you might as well let them know what everyone was thinking about them. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

He Was A...

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We love the C word at Scribbler but calling your Aunt one at Christmas is a bit far, even for us! It's okay though because you didn't - or did you?

Christmas Aunt

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I held off publishing the C word for a lot of years for various reasons then I finally decided to just go for it. It seems the public wanted it as they've been lapping it up since.

To A Special

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If you're positively elated to be passing on the baton, then don't pull any punches. Send this extremely rude Scribbler card to say goodbye to the bane of your existence.

Good Luck To Them

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Award the old bastard top prize with this rude Father's Day design by Scribbler. There really was no competition!

You Earned It

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Theyre so old the candle to cake ratio is rapidly increasing soon there will be only candles'.. No cake. A birthday card designed by Scribbler.

Some Cake With Those Candles

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