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We all know a cunt in our lives and unfortunately, they have birthdays too. A card designed by Boogaloo Stu.

Happy Birthday

You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...

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He's reading his list, he's checking it twice? And yep, you're definitely still a cunt! Gently break the unsurprising news with this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa's List Again This Year

Whether you believe it or not, you can't argue with these guys! Send this card to a comedy fan on their birthday to let them know they're the winner of this poll by Dean Morris.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Nothing says I love you like a box of chocolates, some roses and the C word, am I right? Keep it simple and classy this Valentine's Day with this Dean Morris design.

You Big C

The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...

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Danger ahead! If you've got the balls, send your old man this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler and hope he doesn't shoot the messenger!

Dad Santa Thinks You're A

Let them know how you feel about them leaving with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Hope Your New Colleagues

The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of

What's worse Dickhead or Cuntface we feel like a poll is needed to answer this one. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday C Face

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Theyre so old the candle to cake ratio is rapidly increasing soon there will be only candles'.. No cake. A birthday card designed by Scribbler.

Some Cake With Those Candles

If they're leaving you might as well let them know what everyone was thinking about them. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

He Was A...

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Ever heard of something called karma? It's a bitch. Get well design by Scribbler.

Probably Deserve To Be Ill

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If you're positively elated to be passing on the baton, then don't pull any punches. Send this extremely rude Scribbler card to say goodbye to the bane of your existence.

Good Luck To Them

Best thing about calling someone a cunt is that it doesn't matter what gender they are, it stands for everyone. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

She Was A...

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