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C Word Cards

Not everyone appreciates the C Word but for those who do, we've put all the brilliantly rude and insulting 'Cunt' cards in one place for you.
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Is your friend or your grandmother moving house? Wish them the best of luck with this card.

Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts

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If they're a cunt, they probably won't love receiving this personalised Christmas card but they definitely deserve it! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas You

He's reading his list, he's checking it twice? And yep, you're definitely still a cunt! Gently break the unsurprising news with this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa's List Again This Year

Send this hilariously insulting Christmas card to tell someone they made it onto the cunt list this year! Designed by Scribbler.

Massive Cunt Christmas Card

Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word Card

Combine your two favourite C words into one perfect Christmas card with this totally rude Scribbler design.

Merry Christmas You

Send them your best wishes with this Retro Birthday card by Dean Morris Cards.

People Say I'm Rude Card

In case it was in any doubt, inform them that they are officially a cunt and sadly there's no cure! Isolation inspired design by Cunning Linguist.

Recent Test

And the winner for the rudest card goes to Shit Cunt. This Brainbox Candy card is not for the easily offended.

Shit Cunt

Only gift someone this card if you're *absolutely* sure they aren?t getting you a Christmas present this year. A risky festive design by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas C Word

Send foul-mouthed Billy Butcher to insult an old bastard on their birthday with this The Boys inspired design by Scribbler.

Well Well Well

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You're a mean one Mr Grinch! Add a name and send this Christmas classic to someone you hate, hate, double hate and loath entirely. Personalised design by Scribbler.

You Miserable

The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...

Take a tip from Ricky Gervais in After Life and spread the joy! The perfect Pedges Houseboat birthday card to send a ginger twat.

You Tubby Ginger Card

Be careful who you send this one to. This card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for anyone with a very rude sense of humour.

Cunty Bollocks

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