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C Word Cards

Let them know how you feel about them leaving with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Hope Your New Colleagues

In case it was in any doubt, inform them that they are officially a cunt and sadly there's no cure! Isolation inspired design by Cunning Linguist.

Recent Test

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A photo says a thousand words so you don't have to waste your time writing a nice birthday message for that old cunt! Rude photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

It's possible to be both! If you lovingly call them a cunt then this Dean Morris card is perfect for you to let them know how you feel on their birthday.

Best Friend

What's worse Dickhead or Cuntface we feel like a poll is needed to answer this one. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday C Face

A lovingly rude message for that one friend / lover

Birthday Cunt

Be careful who you send this one to. This card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for anyone with a very rude sense of humour.

Cunty Bollocks

And the winner for the rudest card goes to Shit Cunt. This Brainbox Candy card is not for the easily offended.

Shit Cunt

Send back-handed birthday wishes to an inked guy or gal with this rude design by Foggish.

Bday Cunt

Let them know the reason you messed up is that you're a cunt with this sorry card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sorry I'm Such A Cunt

Let's face it, just because they're another year older doesn't mean they've grown out of being a cunt, so let them know with this hilariously naughty birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Another Year Older

The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...

Know a huge fan of Trainspotting? Then this Begbie inspired birthday card by Pedges Houseboat would be perfect for them!

Ye Doss C

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He's reading his list, he's checking it twice? And yep, you're definitely still a cunt! Gently break the unsurprising news with this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa's List Again This Year

Wonderwomans pornstar name is pretty interesting' A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday You Wonder

You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...

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