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C Word Cards

Send foul-mouthed Billy Butcher to insult an old bastard on their birthday with this The Boys inspired design by Scribbler.

Well Well Well

Whether you believe it or not, you can't argue with these guys! Send this card to a comedy fan on their birthday to let them know they're the winner of this poll by Dean Morris.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Let's face it, just because they're another year older doesn't mean they've grown out of being a cunt, so let them know with this hilariously naughty birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Another Year Older

Be careful who you send this one to. This card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for anyone with a very rude sense of humour.

Cunty Bollocks

Add A Photo
A photo says a thousand words so you don't have to waste your time writing a nice birthday message for that old cunt! Rude photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

And the winner for the rudest card goes to Shit Cunt. This Brainbox Candy card is not for the easily offended.

Shit Cunt

When we say we're thowing a party in your honour, if we look far too happy about you retiring, that's because we are. Designed by Scribbler.

Locals Pleased

A good friend knows he's a piece of shit but holds it in until she FINALLY sees it for herself! Be ready for a wine and whine when it all ends in tears. Designed by King B.

Sorry About The Divorce

We love the C word at Scribbler but calling your Aunt one on her birthday is a bit far, even for us! It's okay though because you didn't? or did you?

It Definitely Says Aunt

Know a huge fan of Trainspotting? Then this Begbie inspired birthday card by Pedges Houseboat would be perfect for them!

Ye Doss C

If you're positively elated to be passing on the baton, then don't pull any punches. Send this extremely rude Scribbler card to say goodbye to the bane of your existence.

Good Luck To Them

Your colleague's been "unwell" and guess who's been picking up the slack in the meantime? Muggins over here! Celebrate their return to health with this rude King B design.

Get Back To Work

Send this rude exam results card to cheer up a thick bastard. You just know they'll have University Of Life written in their social media bio.

Better Exam Results

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Yeah, I never was very good at spelling. Claim ignorance with this rude photo upload Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Dad You're A Real

Nothing says I love you like a box of chocolates, some roses and the C word, am I right? Keep it simple and classy this Valentine's Day with this Dean Morris design.

You Big C

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I held off publishing the C word for a lot of years for various reasons then I finally decided to just go for it. It seems the public wanted it as they've been lapping it up since.

To A Special

Ever heard of something called karma? It's a bitch. Get well design by Scribbler.

Probably Deserve To Be Ill

A short story really is the best story especially when it gets to the point like this one does. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Once Upon A Time

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