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Not everyone appreciates the C Word but for those who do, we've put all the brilliantly rude and insulting 'Cunt' cards in one place for you.
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Scouse inspired rude birthday card Designed by betiobca.

Birthday Cheeky Cunt
Is your friend or your grandmother moving house? Wish them the best of luck with this card.

Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts
Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word Card
A lovingly rude message for that one friend / lover

Birthday Cunt
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If you know an old cunt, call them out on their birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt Card
Even though they may be a cunt they deserve a card. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Here's Your Card Cunt
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I held off publishing the C word for a lot of years for various reasons then I finally decided to just go for it. It seems the public wanted it as they've been lapping it up since.

To A Special
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Cunt of the year is quite an achievement they should be happy perfect for birthdays designed by Boogaloo Stu.

C Of The Year
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If you're positively elated to be passing on the baton, then don't pull any punches. Send this extremely rude Scribbler card to say goodbye to the bane of your existence.

Good Luck To Them
Send back-handed birthday wishes to an inked guy or gal with this rude design by Foggish.

Bday Cunt
Break the traditional, uninspired Facebook birthday post! Send them this brilliant card by CardShit.

So Here's A Card
Best thing about calling someone a cunt is that it doesn't matter what gender they are, it stands for everyone. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

She Was A...
Happy Christmas you big C word' Show them you care with this card from Filthy Sentiments. One for the mantle piece'

Happy Christmas Cassive Munt
Every generation appears to get worse and worse so there is little to no hope for their kids. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Your Family Tree
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Ever heard of something called karma? It's a bitch. Get well design by Scribbler.

Probably Deserve To Be Ill
The Sorry I'm the Daft Cunt card is the best way to apologise.

The Sorry I'm The Daft Cunt Card
Are you a Gemma Collins superfan? Fancy yourself a bit of a diva? Then you'll love our GC inspired greetings card! Because you ain't ever gonna get this candy!

My Mortgage New Home Card
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Award the old bastard top prize with this rude Father's Day design by Scribbler. There really was no competition!

You Earned It
Send this design by Pedges Houseboat to your favourite b*stard like Begbie and guarantee they'll be laughing this Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ye Doss
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If you're inclined to fuck up fairly often, we recommend that you stock up on these in advance and just tick all of the above to cover your arse. Designed by Scribbler.

Sorry For Being
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Here's a Christmas especially for... well you know.

Especially For Stupid Cunts Christmas Card
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In honour of the final series of Afterlife, send Tony to say Happy Birthday to your favourite cunt. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Snot Curdling Cunt Card
Let them know the reason you messed up is that you're a cunt with this sorry card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sorry I'm Such A Cunt
Add A Photo
A photo says a thousand words so you don't have to waste your time writing a nice birthday message for that old cunt! Rude photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

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