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C Word Cards

Whether you believe it or not, you can't argue with these guys! Send this card to a comedy fan on their birthday to let them know they're the winner of this poll by Dean Morris.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

When we say we're thowing a party in your honour, if we look far too happy about you retiring, that's because we are. Designed by Scribbler.

Locals Pleased

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I held off publishing the C word for a lot of years for various reasons then I finally decided to just go for it. It seems the public wanted it as they've been lapping it up since.

To A Special

What's worse Dickhead or Cuntface we feel like a poll is needed to answer this one. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday C Face

It's possible to be both! If you lovingly call them a cunt then this Dean Morris card is perfect for you to let them know how you feel on their birthday.

Best Friend

Add A Photo
A photo says a thousand words so you don't have to waste your time writing a nice birthday message for that old cunt! Rude photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

Ever heard of something called karma? It's a bitch. Get well design by Scribbler.

Probably Deserve To Be Ill

A good friend knows he's a piece of shit but holds it in until she FINALLY sees it for herself! Be ready for a wine and whine when it all ends in tears. Designed by King B.

Sorry About The Divorce

Send this rude exam results card to cheer up a thick bastard. You just know they'll have University Of Life written in their social media bio.

Better Exam Results

And the winner for the rudest card goes to Shit Cunt. This Brainbox Candy card is not for the easily offended.

Shit Cunt

If you're inclined to fuck up fairly often, we recommend that you stock up on these in advance and just tick all of the above to cover your arse. Designed by Scribbler.

Sorry For Being

The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of

Send foul-mouthed Billy Butcher to insult an old bastard on their birthday with this The Boys inspired design by Scribbler.

Well Well Well

Let them know how you feel about them leaving with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Hope Your New Colleagues

Let them know the reason you messed up is that you're a cunt with this sorry card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sorry I'm Such A Cunt

Let's face it, just because they're another year older doesn't mean they've grown out of being a cunt, so let them know with this hilariously naughty birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

Another Year Older

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