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C Word Cards

Not everyone appreciates the C Word but for those who do, we've put all the brilliantly rude and insulting 'Cunt' cards in one place for you.
Rude Content?
Is your friend or your grandmother moving house? Wish them the best of luck with this card.

Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts

A lovingly rude message for that one friend / lover

Birthday Cunt

Send this rude exam results card to cheer up a thick bastard. You just know they'll have University Of Life written in their social media bio.

Better Exam Results

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I held off publishing the C word for a lot of years for various reasons then I finally decided to just go for it. It seems the public wanted it as they've been lapping it up since.

To A Special

Send this design by Pedges Houseboat to your favourite b*stard like Begbie and guarantee they'll be laughing this Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ye Doss

Send foul-mouthed Billy Butcher to insult an old bastard on their birthday with this The Boys inspired design by Scribbler.

Well Well Well

We love the C word at Scribbler but calling your Aunt one at Christmas is a bit far, even for us! It's okay though because you didn't - or did you?

Christmas Aunt

If they're leaving you might as well let them know what everyone was thinking about them. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

He Was A...

Whether you believe it or not, you can't argue with these guys! Send this card to a comedy fan on their birthday to let them know they're the winner of this poll by Dean Morris.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Send back-handed birthday wishes to an inked guy or gal with this rude design by Foggish.

Bday Cunt

Ever heard of something called karma? It's a bitch. Get well design by Scribbler.

Probably Deserve To Be Ill

Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word Card

You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...

You really are a terrible person but at least you can admit it! Whoever you've wronged will definitely appreciate this sorry card by Scribbler.


Add A Photo
A photo says a thousand words so you don't have to waste your time writing a nice birthday message for that old cunt! Rude photo upload design by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of

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