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What To Write In My Valentines Card?

Published date: 27/01/2017 15:46

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February 14th marks Saint Valentine’s day, a day to celebrate love and romance with someone special in your life. We’re not all the lucky ones in relationships, have an admirer, or fancy the pants of the new guy in your office. Yet if you are in love, or have your eyes on someone, then send them a Valentine’s card to make that special someone smile and feel loved.

You might assume that selecting the card is the tricky bit, but we always panic when it comes to writing a message inside the card! You need to sound cool, romantic and not too sleazy? (questionable).

Do not fear, as cupid is here to get those romantic juices flowing (in anyway you like). Cupid has selected the most romantic, funny, cute, rude and dam right naughty messages! So take your pick and get writing.

 

Romantic messages

“I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.”

“I wish I could turn back the clock. I’d find you sooner and love you longer.”

“Loving you is the best decision I have made”

“My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.”

“You are my rock, my number one, the good ending to a bad day and the best start to a new day. You are my valentine”

“There are many bonds other than friendship. Bonds that we don’t understand, that we don’t need to understand. Bonds that are nameless, that are just to be experienced. Bonds that don’t have any boundaries, no limits. Bonds that bind the hearts together, bonds of passion, bonds of love.”

“Falling in love is like looking at the stars. If you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough all the others will melt away.”

“The way you wake me up and hold me in your arms every morning makes for a great start of my day, and I know you will always make me feel this special no matter how much we grow old.”

“The reassuring smile on your lips, touch of your hands, and the little ways in which you make me happy is what keeps me alive every day.”

“I will hold on you forever because I have never known someone more special than you.”

 

Funny messages

“Are you google? Because you have everything that I’m search for”

“Are you a princess because you’re cinder-hella fine”

“Thanks for putting up with me, when no one else would.”

“Is your body from McDonalds? Because I’m loving it”

“Roses are red, violates are blue, even though you have selective hearing, I still love you.”

“I like you a lottle. It’s like a little, except a lot”

“You’re the cone to my ice cream”

“You had me at “Let’s go to Maccy D’s”

“You’re my favourite blanket stealer.”

“U + ME = US (I was never good at math)”

 

Naughty messages

“You’re so sexy, you’d break the Internet!”

“Happy Valentine’s Day, BTW, I’m naked under my clothes.”

“Your pants. They bother me. Take them off.”

“I’m not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight.”

“Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit.”

“Fancy some bum fun.”

“I really love you. Oh, and you’re a great shag.”

“Don’t forget that blowjobs are like flowers for men.”

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard. Like I am for you.”

“You’re my favourite thing to do.”

 

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