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His backpack's got jets, and has been known to bounty hunt for Jabba Cat! A funny birthday card perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Birthday From Boba Cat Card

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Fit together like Lego bricks? It must be love! Celebrate your anniversary with your significant other with this cute, pun-tastic card. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Anniversary - Hug Me And Never Lego Card

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A quacking tongue-in-cheek Birthday card, guaranteed to raise a smile. Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Have A Duck King Birthday Card

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It's the return of the Jedi - meow the force be with you! Purr-fect for Star Wars fans and lovers of cats. Great for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Luke Skywhisker Says Happy Birthday Card

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A dachs-ing Birthday card to be sure! Guaranteed laughs for anyone who loves a good pun, and of course dogs! Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Happy Birthday Me Old Sausage Card

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I couldn't if I fried! Celebrate your anniversary with your significant other with this wonderfully pun-tastic card. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Anniversary - Don't Go Bacon My Heart Card

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May the force be with you! Guaranteed laughs for the Star Wars fan in your life. Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Even our name is a pun ??? Thirty Mussels (you use thirty MUSCLES when you laugh) Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Yoda Best - Happy Birthday Card

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A Koala-tea pun, we think you'll agree! Guaranteed smiles for the lovers of dad jokes and silly humour. Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Hope Your Birthday Is Koala Tea Card

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A fabulous, funny birthday card all the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Birth-Gay Card

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The first ones are always the best (or the smelliest?). A perfect Mother's Day card for the new mum. Make her day with this cute Mother's Day card, guaranteed to raise a smile. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Mother's Day cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Mother's Day card!

Happy 1st Mother's Day Card

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Quality puns make for koala tea Mother's Day cards! Make mum's day this year with this pun-derful Mother's Day card, guaranteed to raise a smile. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Mother's Day cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Mother's Day card!

Mum, You Are Koala Tea Card

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The force is strong with your romance! Perfect for all lovers of all things Star Wars. Celebrate your anniversary with your significant other with this funny card. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Anniversary - Yoda Only One For Me Card

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Thank goodness for mum's tolerance for dreadful jokes - one more can't hurt surely? A cute Mother's Day card, guaranteed to raise a smile. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Mother's Day cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Mother's Day card!

Thanks For Putting Up With Dad Long Enough To Have Me Card

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Celebrate your anniversary in style! (And chocolate. Lots of chocolate) A pun-tastic card perfect for your other half. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Anniversary We're Smashing This Card

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Avo look at this lovely Birthday card! Perfect for the significant avo in your life. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Happy Birthday To My Avo Half Card

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For the greatest Mum in the galaxy. Make mum's day this year with this cute Mother's Day card, guaranteed to raise a smile. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Mother's Day cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Mother's Day card!

Mummy, I Love You To The Moon And Back Card

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It's your birthday - Let's Dance! The purr-fect card for Bowie fans, music lovers and anyone who likes cats. Whether son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

David Meowie Says Happy Purr-Thday Card

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We all know a real clever clogs don't we? Tell them how awesome they are with this congratulations card. Guaranteed laughs for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Congratulations - Who's A Clever Sausage? Card

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Sadly, my cat is NOT this cool! A purr-fectly brilliant Birthday card for lovers of cats and of course Bob Marley. Great for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Bob Meowly Says Have A Jammin' Birthday Card

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Mummy always loves presents, right?! A cute Mother's Day card for the new, or not-so-new, Mum, guaranteed to raise a smile. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Mother's Day cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Mother's Day card!

Happy Mother's Day Mummy Card

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May the Force be with you, it's the people's princess! Funny birthday card perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Birthday From Purrincess Leia Card

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Wonderful things App-en sometimes don't they? Celebrate your anniversary with your significant other with this funny card. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

Happy Anniversary - So Glad I Swiped Right Card

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Don't lego of your hugs, they're special! A punderfully cute Birthday card that guarantees a laugh for any fan of lego. Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Even our name is a pun ?ee Thirty Mussels (you use thirty MUSCLES when you laugh) Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Hug Me And Never Lego - Happy Birthday Card

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A cute, pun-tastic birthday card perfect for your other half, romantic or otherwise! All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a card!

You Complete Me Card

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