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A funny, topical Birthday card fit for the self confessed princess in your life! Does your friend celebrate their Birthday over an entire week?! Then this is the perfect Birthday card for them! This card has been inspired by *THE* most talked about, explosive, bombshell interview of 2021. Featuring an illustrated Duke and Duchess of Sussex, AKA Prince Harry and Meghan Markle alongside the words 'It's your turn to be the centre of attention! Happy Birthday' Perfect for your best friend, Mum or sister on their Birthday!

It's Your Turn To Be The Centre Of Attention Card

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Hope your Birthday is a Ten! Celebrate your brother, son, friend or Dad turning another year older with this funny Birthday card featuring Manchester United manager, Erik Ten Hag Designed by The Cake Thief

Erik Ten Hag Birthday Card

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A punny, Chelsea Football inspired Christmas card, perfect for your Dad.

Havertz Great Christmas Dad Card

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A Chelsea FC inspired Christmas card, perfect for sending festive football wishes to your boyfriend or friend.

Havertz Great Christmas Card

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Father's... DAY?! If your Dad can't quite believe that he can have a whole day dedicated to him then just like garlic bread, he needs this Father's Day card to prove it! If your Dad thinks he's half as funny as Peter Kay, then this Father's Day card will be perfect ;)

Peter Kay Father's Day Card

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Very naiiiice, I like! Pop on a mankini and make their Valentine's extra special with this Borat inspired design by The Cake Thief.

Make The Sexy Time With You Card

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Remind them you would never steal their marbles with this heartfelt Valentine's Day card, perfect for those who loved the Netflix TV series - Squid Game and Ali Abdul. Why should couples have all the fun? This card is also a cute way to remind your best friend how much they mean to you! Designed by The Cake Thief

Marble Stealer Valentine's Day Card

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I pulled a cracker when I married you! A suitably festive Christmas card, perfect for your wife or husband this Christmas.

Pulled A Cracker When I Married You Card

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This Valentine's Day card is perfect for fans of the Netflix TV Series 'The Witcher' or those who love Henry Cavill. Designed by The Cake Thief

You Are My Destiny Card

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Wave goodbye to their 20s because they are ELIMINATED! Celebrate their 30th birthday with this funny Squid Game inspired Birthday card

Squid Game 30th Birthday Card

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Can you believe you have them in your life?! Any Queer Eye fan will be overcome to receive this adorable JVN inspired Anniversary card on Valentine's. Designed by The Cake Thief.

Struggs To Func Without You Card

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Celebrate your First Christmas in your new Ho Ho Home with this festive Christmas card. Perfect for giving to your partner or housemate this Christmas.

First Christmas In Our Ho Ho Home Card

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A funny (and slightly cheeky!) Valentine's Day card featuring national treasure, Bruce Forsyth, perfect for your girlfriend or wife this Valentines. Designed by The Cake Thief

Brucey Bonus Valentine's Day Card

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That awkward moment when you wrote in their 2020 Birthday card that you would celebrate it 'next year'...!! A funny Birthday card inspired by The Office US! Perfect for those celebrating lockdown birthdays the second time around.

When We Said We Would Celebrate Your Birthday Next Year Card

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Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Wee Donkey! A funny, Line of Duty inspired Christmas card, featuring AC-12 copper Ted Hastings. Perfect for your sending festive wishes to your friend, Mum or Dad this Christmas!

Line Of Duty Christmas Card

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The perfect Father's Day card for Dads who love Formula 1 or Lewis Hamilton! If your Dad would love nothing more than to have an uninterrupted afternoon of F1 on the TV, then this is the card for him!

Today Is All About Lew Card

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Sing Ja Ja Ding Dong Merrily On High and make sure their Christmas is on fire with this Eurovision film inspired design by The Cake Thief.

Christmas Ja Ja Ding Dong Card

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A cheeky Christmas card, perfect for Mum this festive season! If a white was is as close as your Mum is going to get to a white Christmas this year, this is the perfect card for her!

Merry & White Card

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With the price of fuelcreeping up, Mary and Joseph have switched to renewable and are taking the donkey! The perfect card for sending funny festive wishes to your Dad, Brother or Son this Christmas. Designed by The Cake Thief

Funny 2022 Fuel Prices Nativity Card

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Celebrate your Dad being the Number 1 in All Kazakhstan this Father's day with this Borat inspired Father's Day card!

Number 1 Dad In All Kazakhstan Card

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With the price of energy creeping up, coal is going to be the must have gift this Christmas! Send funny festive wishes to your Dad, Brother, Son, or whoever pays the energy bill! Designed by The Cake Thief

Funny Coal Christmas Card

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A funny Valentines card, perfect for fans or true crime and murder documentaries! Designed by The Cake Thief

True Crime & Sexy Time Card

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If they turned 18 in 2020 AND in lockdown, then I think we can agree it didn't actually count, right?! This card is perfect for those who were forced to delay their milestone birthday celebrations until they could celebrate properly.

18+1 Birthday Card (19th Birthday) Card

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A fun Christmas card, perfect for the star that is your sister!

Merry Christmas SiSTAR Card

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