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Send your parent(s) this funny card from you, their number one son!

From Number One Son For Parent Card

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Send your Father this funny card for Father's Day and let him know that he is the best Dad - and there's nothing more to say than than!

The Best Dad Card

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Send your Mum or Dad, Wife or Husband this funny card wishing them a Happy Birthday from their BIGGEST Financial Burden - YOU!

Happy Birthday From Your Biggest Financial Burden Card

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A bold Birthday card for all the best people that are born in December.

December Birthday Card

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Send this birthday card to those that are turning 40 and let them know they're now allowed a midlife crisis.

40th Birthday Midlife Crisis Card

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Send this funny wedding card to your mate who is getting married. He is a wise man for asking his beautiful bride to marry him and you're sure he will live happily ever after!

A Wise Man Funny Wedding Card For Men

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You may think that sitting naked on your partners face is a great gift for their birthday, but they may also be happy with jewellery, a jelly cat or a trip abroad!

Disappointing Naked Birthday Gift Card

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Send this card to your Father, Dad, Daddy, to let him know he is the greatest Father everrrrrr!

Greatest Father Ever

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Send your Brother this rude and funny festive card and politely suggest that he isn't a total Wanker this Christmas (the family would ideally like a nice time for once!)

Wanker Brother Christmas Card

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Are you always forgetting birthday's? Send this funny, sweary belated birthday card to your loved ones, it's never too late!

Fuckity Fuck I Missed Your Birthday Card

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Send this birthday card to those that are turning 90 and let them know they're now so old, ancient isn't even the word to describe them.

90th Birthday Super Old Person Card

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A bold Birthday card for all the best people that are born in June.

All The Best People That Are Born In June. Card

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Send your partner this saucy card for their birthday you forgot letting them know you hope your naked body can make it up to them!

Naked Belated Birthday Card For Adults Card

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Send this birthday card to those that are turning 30 and let them know it's all downhill from here.

Thirtieth Birthday Downhill From Here Card

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Give your partner a surprise for their birthday this year with this cheeky innuendo filled card and let them know all you want is for them to be tied naked to the bed ready for you.

Naughty Adults Birthday Card

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A bold Birthday card for all the best people that are born in March.

All The Best People Are Born In March Birthday Card

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It's rude to ask someones age, so let's all presume they're ancient. Wish them a very Happy Birthday with this funny card.

Crikey You're Ancient Happy Birthday Card

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Send this funny Christmas card to your friends to let them know that Christmas is best spent drunk - well, that's how you get through it!

Christmas Is Best Spent Drunk Card

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A bold Birthday card for all the best people that are born in September.

September Birthday Card

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Send this funny card to the man in your office who is too old for this shit and finally retiring.

Knackered And Frustrated Retirement Card

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Send your partner this cheeky card letting them know that all you want for your Anniversary is a naked cuddle.

Naked Anniversary Card

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Wish your love a very Happy Anniversary from their favourite sexy bum.

Sexy Bum Anniversary Card

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A bold Birthday card for all the best people that are born in July.

July Birthday Card

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Send this card to your Aunt, Aunty, or Auntie, to let her know she is the greatest Aunt Everrrrrr!

Greatest Aunt Ever

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