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Say happy birthday to the baddest bitch you know. If badness meant picking up the kids from school on time. A card by Sweary card company.

Badass Best Bitch Card

For someone that has finally locked it down and doesn?t have to worry about awkward first dates anymore. Unless they divorce. A Wedding card by Sweary Wedding card company.

Married As Fuck Card

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off Card

What even is a cockwomble? Does anybody know? I really don?t want to google this Sweary Birthday card company.

Birthday Cockwomble Card

Wonderwomans pornstar name is pretty interesting' A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday You Wonder

Weddings coming around and you need some slaves? Ask your best girlfriends with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Bridezilla Bullshit Card

Let them know how you feel about them leaving with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Hope Your New Colleagues

The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...

Let them know that you'll be getting festive in the bedroom with this Christmas design by Sweary Card Company.

I'll Jingle Your Balls Card

Let your husband know that you're more attracted to the Christmas tree than them with this cheeky design by Sweary Card Company.

Stays Up For 12 Nights Card

Make Jesse from Breaking Bad proud with this Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Bitch Card

The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of

We all know this is what really happened, Joseph was a complete mug for believing that far-fetched story. A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Just Sayin Card

Not sure how to make a bellend jingle but it seems Sweary Card Company have found the answers with this Christmas card.

Jingle Bellend Card

Best thing about calling someone a cunt is that it doesn't matter what gender they are, it stands for everyone. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

She Was A...

They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this Birthday card designed by Sweary Birthday card company.

Old As Fuck Card

What's worse Dickhead or Cuntface we feel like a poll is needed to answer this one. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday C Face

Only gift someone this card if you're *absolutely* sure they aren?t getting you a Christmas present this year. A risky festive design by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas C Word

Let your loved one know how much they annoy you but also that you wouldn?t be able to live without them with this Anniversary card designed by Sweary Anniversary card co

Do My Fucking Head In Card

You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...

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