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Sweary Card Company Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Say happy birthday to the baddest bitch you know. If badness meant picking up the kids and dropping them off to football practice on time. A card by Sweary card company.

Badass Best Bitch

The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...

Yes, that's right; Jesus was born at Christmas! Remind someone of the true meaning with this design by Sweary Card Company.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off

You know it's Christmas because here a Ho, there a Ho, everywhere a Ho Ho! A card for your favourite Ho, designed by Sweary Card Company.

Ho Ho Whore

Weddings coming around and you need some slaves? Ask your best girlfriends with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Bridezilla Bullshit

They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Old As Fuck

Let your loved one know how much they annoy you but also that you wouldn?t be able to live without them with this card designed by Sweary card co

Do My Fucking Head In

We all know this is what really happened, Joseph was a complete mug for believing that far-fetched story. A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Just Sayin

Let them know that you'll be getting festive in the bedroom with this Christmas design by Sweary Card Company.

I'll Jingle Your Balls

We are all here to serve cats and that is something we will never get away from. Imagine if they had thumbs.... A card designed by Sweary card company.

Feed Me Worthless Servant

What even is a cockwomble? Does anybody know? I really don?t want to google this Sweary card company.

Birthday Cockwomble

Anytime, anyplace. If you need to sit down my face is available, just try to be quiet. A card designed by Sweary card company.

As Long As I'Ve Got A Face

Short and straight to the point just make sure they know it's a joke before gifting them this Sweary card company card.

You Old Slag

You watched Scrooge one time and now he's your spirit animal. Celebrate your hate of Christmas with this Sweary Card Company design.

Bah Humbug

Their strip tease got them a really weird but surprisingly catchy nickname last year... A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits

Wonderwomans pornstar name is pretty interesting' A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday You Wonder

You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...

The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of

Not sure how to make a bellend jingle but it seems Sweary Card Company have found the answers with this Christmas card.

Jingle Bellend

Let them know it'll be a white Christmas if you go all the way tonight... You?ve been saving it up since August! Designed by Sweary Card Company.

Hey Jingle Bells

Make Jesse from Breaking Bad proud with this Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Bitch

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