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Sweary Card Company Cards

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Let's hope they learnt their lesson from the first one... A card designed by Sweary card company.

Try Not To Fucking Drop It

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off

You watched Scrooge one time and now he's your spirit animal. Celebrate your hate of Christmas with this Sweary Card Company design.

Bah Humbug

Say happy birthday to the baddest bitch you know. If badness meant picking up the kids and dropping them off to football practice on time. A card by Sweary card company.

Badass Best Bitch

They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Old As Fuck

Yes, that's right; Jesus was born at Christmas! Remind someone of the true meaning with this design by Sweary Card Company.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Let your loved one know how much they annoy you but also that you wouldn?t be able to live without them with this card designed by Sweary card co

Do My Fucking Head In

What even is a cockwomble? Does anybody know? I really don?t want to google this Sweary card company.

Birthday Cockwomble

Let your husband know that you're more attracted to the Christmas tree than them with this cheeky design by Sweary Card Company.

Stays Up For 12 Nights

The situation is really getting out of hand so ask them to do you a HUGE favour with this festive design by Sweary Card Company.

Sack Needs Emptying

Anytime, anyplace. If you need to sit down my face is available, just try to be quiet. A card designed by Sweary card company.

As Long As I've Got A Face

A card perfect for the person that always seems to get sick on the most convenient days leaving you to do all of the work. A card designed by Sweary card company.

Get Well Soon Faker

Weddings coming around and you need some slaves? Ask your best girlfriends with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Bridezilla Bullshit

We all know this is what really happened, Joseph was a complete mug for believing that far-fetched story. A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Just Sayin

You know it's Christmas because here a Ho, there a Ho, everywhere a Ho Ho! A card for your favourite Ho, designed by Sweary Card Company.

Ho Ho Whore

Let them know that you'll be getting festive in the bedroom with this Christmas design by Sweary Card Company.

I'll Jingle Your Balls

Make Jesse from Breaking Bad proud with this Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Bitch

Not sure how to make a bellend jingle but it seems Sweary Card Company have found the answers with this Christmas card.

Jingle Bellend

We are all here to serve cats and that is something we will never get away from. Imagine if they had thumbs.... A card designed by Sweary card company.

Feed Me Worthless Servant

The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of

Only gift someone this card if you're *absolutely* sure they aren?t getting you a Christmas present this year. A risky festive design by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas C Word

For someone that has finally locked it down and doesn?t have to worry about awkward first dates anymore. Unless they divorce. A card by Sweary card company.

Married As Fuck

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