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We're sure you can?t stand dealing with peoples shit most of the time but when it comes to the dogs it's almost impossible to avoid. A Birthday card by Sweary Birthday card company.

Thanks For Picking Up My Shit Card
Anytime, anyplace. If you need to sit down my face is available, just try to be quiet. A Anniversary card designed by Sweary Anniversary card company.

As Long As I've Got A Face Card
What's worse Dickhead or Cuntface we feel like a poll is needed to answer this one. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday C Face
They are finally at that age now where old as fuck is a fair thing to be calling them. Let them know just that with this Birthday card designed by Sweary Birthday card company.

Old As Fuck Card
You've managed to stay a cunt 30 years into your life! That's quite an achievement! A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Thirty And Still A...
What even is a cockwomble? Does anybody know? I really don?t want to google this Sweary Birthday card company.

Birthday Cockwomble Card
We all know this is what really happened, Joseph was a complete mug for believing that far-fetched story. A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Just Sayin Card
Let them know how you feel about them leaving with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Hope Your New Colleagues
For someone that has finally locked it down and doesn?t have to worry about awkward first dates anymore. Unless they divorce. A Wedding card by Sweary Wedding card company.

Married As Fuck Card
Wonderwomans pornstar name is pretty interesting' A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Happy Birthday You Wonder
Let your loved one know how much they annoy you but also that you wouldn?t be able to live without them with this Anniversary card designed by Sweary Anniversary card co

Do My Fucking Head In Card
The further you get into life the bigger cunt you become because you lose fucks to give. A birthday card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Forty And Still A...
Only gift someone this card if you're *absolutely* sure they aren?t getting you a Christmas present this year. A risky festive design by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas C Word
A card perfect for the person that always seems to get sick on the most convenient days leaving you to do all of the work. A card designed by Sweary card company.

Get Well Soon Faker Card
Not sure how to make a bellend jingle but it seems Sweary Card Company have found the answers with this Christmas card.

Jingle Bellend Card
Say happy birthday to the baddest bitch you know. If badness meant picking up the kids from school on time. A card by Sweary card company.

Badass Best Bitch Card
Best thing about calling someone a cunt is that it doesn't matter what gender they are, it stands for everyone. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

She Was A...
We are all here to serve cats and that is something we will never get away from. Imagine if they had thumbs.... A Birthday card designed by Sweary Birthday card company.

Feed Me Worthless Servant Card
Their strip tease got them a really weird but surprisingly catchy nickname last year... A Christmas card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Card
Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off Card
Weddings coming around and you need some slaves? Ask your best girlfriends with this card designed by Sweary card company.

Bridezilla Bullshit Card
Let your husband know that you're more attracted to the Christmas tree than them with this cheeky design by Sweary Card Company.

Stays Up For 12 Nights Card
The two cunts in your life have decided to get married, let them know youre happy for them with this Sweary Card Company card.

You Pair Of
If they're leaving you might as well let them know what everyone was thinking about them. A card designed by Sweary Card Company.

He Was A...

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