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Modern Toss Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Know a massive, world champion lesbian? Award their Big Lez Energy with this funny design by Boogaloo Stu.

Mega Lez

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

Let our Dad keep his 20 quid and just get him this Modern Toss card for his birthday.

20 Quid

Do you know someone who's always moaning about their manager? Then send them this hilarious Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Line Manager

This Modern Toss card is ideal for anyone who likes to exaggerate things on their CV!

Lap Dancing

This Modern Toss card is great for a friend or family member who loathes meetings.

Brow Bar

Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go

This hilarious Modern Toss is perfect for anyone who loathes their job, especially on their birthday.

Day Off

A funny and rude Christmas card from Modern Toss perfect for anyone: make it personal. We all ease off on the diet for twelve days of gorging.

Gastric Band

So dedicated to perfecting their craft that they deserve to be named World's Biggest Wanker. Make them laugh with this brilliantly rude Boogaloo Stu design.

Wank Master

This funny work card from Modern Toss explores ways of getting time off! Explain how if a sabbatical gores you, you will be off work for some time.


Are you having a laugh? Or does this snowflake really not know what a pencil is? A great personalised card from Modern Toss.

Twitter That

Are you a little possessive about your partner? Then this Modern Toss card is the one for you!

Always Be Mine

A funny personalised work card from Modern Toss. Non-smokers' suspicions confirmed.

Given Up Smoking

A new approach to the Christmas meal. Modern Toss card gives that git who arranges crap staff lunches what for.

Christmas Meal

Why not be comfy this Christmas? Send this hilarious Modern Toss card to someone who plans on doing the same!

Christmas Pants

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