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Modern Toss Cards

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Are you a little possessive about your partner? Then this Modern Toss card is the one for you!

Always Be Mine

A Valentine's special: you get the full married couple experience. I'll sit on the other side of the room and completely ignore you! Sound good? Designed by Modern Toss.

Pole Dance

This hilarious Modern Toss is perfect for anyone who loathes their job, especially on their birthday.

Day Off

Let our Dad keep his 20 quid and just get him this Modern Toss card for his birthday.

20 Quid

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!


Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

We're not saying that the sparks have completely gone from your relationship but your partner does have more sexual tension with the remote control these days? Designed by Modern Toss.

Romantic Walk

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

This funny work card from Modern Toss shows you how to blag time off work if you missed that birds and bees lesson at school.

Pregnancy Leave

Send this funny leaving card from Modern Toss to anyone who probably ought to be leaving!

Whip Round

This is a genuine question. For his colleague's sake I hope the answer is yes. Send this silly Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Shit Meself

A funny Modern Toss Christmas card, perfect for those who appreciate a good swear. And let's face it, who doesn't at Christmas time? Let off steam.

Swear Tree

Are you having a laugh? Or does this snowflake really not know what a pencil is? A great personalised card from Modern Toss.

Twitter That

This Modern Toss card is ideal for anyone who likes to exaggerate things on their CV!

Lap Dancing

Your love is one of a kind so send this unique Modern Toss card to give them your heart on Valentine's Day.

Stuffed Cushion

They say romance is dead? and apparently it is with this hilarious Modern Toss card.

Remote Control

Celebrate your boredom with this funny work card from Modern Toss. One of our great personalised everyday cards for every afternoon.

A Bit Bored

Sometimes the people we love don't appreciate all the romantic things we do for them... We hope they appreciate this funny Valentine's card by Modern Toss.

Love Donut

Watch out Lady and the Tramp, you've got competition! Valentine's design by Modern Toss.

Romantic Meal

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