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Modern Toss Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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This Modern Toss card is great for a friend or family member who loathes meetings.

Brow Bar

Let our Dad keep his 20 quid and just get him this Modern Toss card for his birthday.

20 Quid

This hilarious Modern Toss is perfect for anyone who loathes their job, especially on their birthday.

Day Off

Do you know someone who's always moaning about their manager? Then send them this hilarious Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Line Manager

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

Our exclusive range of funny personalised cards from Modern Toss covers every aspect of work. His work contract proves somewhat controversial.

The Deal

It's a personal lifestyle choice! Present this rude Boogaloo Stu design to a power lesbian who exists on a strict diet of vagina.

100% Vagitarian

This funny work card from Modern Toss explores ways of getting time off! Explain how if a sabbatical gores you, you will be off work for some time.


Another funny work card from Modern Toss. Seize every occasion.  One of our great personalised everyday cards.

Not My Baby

This is a genuine question. For his colleague's sake I hope the answer is yes. Send this silly Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Shit Meself

Trying to be more adventurous this Christmas? Why not try something other than turkey this year.


Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go

Celebrate your boredom with this funny work card from Modern Toss. One of our great personalised everyday cards for every afternoon.

A Bit Bored

A funny personalised work card from Modern Toss. Non-smokers' suspicions confirmed.

Given Up Smoking

Send this funny leaving card from Modern Toss to anyone who probably ought to be leaving!

Whip Round

Women's idea of multi-tasking is different from men's; bring the sexes closer together by explaining some basics. Great personalised card.


Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

Fan of Modern Toss yeah? Like Alan yeah? Well buy this card then. That'll show them what you think of their fancy new log-burner.

Alan Yeah

Are you having a laugh? Or does this snowflake really not know what a pencil is? A great personalised card from Modern Toss.

Twitter That

They say romance is dead? and apparently it is with this hilarious Modern Toss card.

Remote Control

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